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Real Time with Bill Maher - New Rules

This week's new rules (April 11, 2008).

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velocity73R : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

velocity73R

34 votes NegativePositive

97 days 1 hour ago...

Not a big Bill Maher fan, but he nailed it on the Catholic Church, and their Child Raping Clergy...

FYAD : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

FYAD

5 votes NegativePositive

97 days 1 hour ago...

Bill never fails to deliver, and this is no exception - especially the particularly cutting remarks at the end about the church.

mooseman : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

mooseman

3 votes NegativePositive

97 days 1 hour ago...

I don`t want to touch Mr. Wiggle father Anthony.. nooooooogllppffff *gag*

klavlav : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

klavlav

18 votes NegativePositive

97 days ago...

A-fricking-men, hallelujah!

And the sex abuse is just the beginning; there`s the brain-washing, the guilt, thousands of years of witch-burning, crusades, conquistadors, obscenely lavish materialism, love affairs with dictators and tyrants...and then the rape.

Don`t get me wrong; I love the idea of mixing sex and spirituality. Imagine a philosophy based on pleasure, and the sacredness of pleasuring others as the highest ideal. I don`t even have a problem with polygamy. Marry as many people as you like. But it has to be consenting. But that`s not what these churches are about. They damn sex as "evil", then use the guilt they instill to silence their victims. They don`t give, they take, just like they`ve taken and taken and taken for centuries. All in God`s name, because he`s a "jealous" God. Says so in the Bible.

If there was any justice in the world, they`d arrest that "pope" the minute he landed in the US. But instead he`ll be treated as royalty.

The world is upside-down.

spacedragonman : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

spacedragonman

2 votes NegativePositive

96 days 13 hours ago...

"I`m an architect!"

IhateWorking : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

IhateWorking

3 votes NegativePositive

96 days 11 hours ago...

Religion preys on the weak. Believe in yourself.

Shadowflare : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

Shadowflare

4 votes NegativePositive

96 days 10 hours ago...

I`m not really a Maher fan at all, but this was awesome. He the issue on the head, and the Catholic Church in the balls.

kilopop19 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

kilopop19

7 votes NegativePositive

96 days 8 hours ago...

No spikedhumor!!
i don`t want to own P2 today!!
it sucked in the theaters and it will just suck in my living room, god damnit i hate repeating adds!!

PYRO UA : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

PYRO UA

Hidden (Show Comment) -10 votes

96 days 7 hours ago...

-1 for all of you

thinkbolt : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

thinkbolt

3 votes NegativePositive

96 days 7 hours ago...

Fuck the pope.

caz3126 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

caz3126

-3 votes NegativePositive

96 days 5 hours ago...

BILL FOR PRESIDENT!!!

hydroquebec : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

hydroquebec

-4 votes NegativePositive

96 days 3 hours ago...

^^^ klavlav

thousands of years of witch-burning????

LoL.... I think witch have only being around during the medieval age and extinct around 1700.

LeighCedar : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

LeighCedar

2 votes NegativePositive

95 days 22 hours ago...

^ Learn to read entire sentences hydro. There was a comma, which let the "thousands of years" apply to the collective list.

dancesux : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

dancesux

0 votes NegativePositive

95 days 12 hours ago...

he nailed it like the clergy nail kids....

yes there is another nail reference i could use but ain`t gonna go there!

Thomas Aquinas : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Thomas Aquinas

1 votes NegativePositive

95 days 12 hours ago...

Maher is an arrogant prick. But his logic is spot on.

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