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The Gospel According To Oprah

Oprah gets called out by a hardcore Christian. Apparently there is only ONE way a person can achieve eternal salvation.

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Ingenuity321 : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

Ingenuity321

46 votes NegativePositive

237 days 14 hours ago...

I hate to say it but I gotta go with Oprah on this one. I`m willing to bet that the bible will never make it on Oprah`s book of the month club.

jagginess : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

jagginess

28 votes NegativePositive

237 days 14 hours ago...

Oprah is the only rational person in her shows.. everybody else who are either on stage or in the audience are bunch of ignorant mongrels..what can I say, it`s a woman show-- most of her audience are stupid nannies, house wives and brain washed zealouts..

Ingenuity321 : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

Ingenuity321

15 votes NegativePositive

237 days 14 hours ago...

^see Dick Masterson^

fryser_d : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

fryser_d

37 votes NegativePositive

237 days 13 hours ago...

"Jesus is coming! LOOK BUSY!"

velocity73R : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

velocity73R

13 votes NegativePositive

237 days 12 hours ago...

This is why we are doomed. You try to convince the populace that the Government is corrupt, that these wars are unjust, and they go to the bible and say, `NO`, God said this was going to happen, therefore, it is his will. This woman personifies that, and so does most of the audience. They beleive all these wars have to happen, so in her words, `to get the gospel to the four corners of the earth`, no matter how many die along the way. Unfortunately the majortiy of these Christian Zionists` are woman, and that is exactly why, `Dick Masterson` said they should not be allowed to vote. Bush`s majority of votes in his last election, came from, `Soccer Mom`s`, you do the math...
***edit***
@ Kalvlav, here is a quote, National Republican chairman Jim Nicholson, told the Washington Times that "Hispanics are to the elections of 2000 what `soccer moms` were to the election of 1996. By "soccer moms," Nicholoson was referring to white suburban married female voters." So maybe I got it wrong it was the 1996 vote not the 2000, but still they were quite prominent I`m sure. Also to call them Christian Zionists` may be a little strong, because most really don`t know what they are doing, but by their actions, or a better term inactions[as they wait for the comming Anti-Christ], it enables the true Zionist`s to fullfill their plans for a New World Order, much more easily...

klavlav : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

klavlav

15 votes NegativePositive

237 days 12 hours ago...

^ Velocity, I`m skeptical about your math, there, friend. Do you have any stats showing that the majority of Christian Zionists are women? Or that they comprised a majority of W`s "votes" (as if he was "elected" in the first place...you seem to forget it was rigged)?

Re: the clip; Like I`ve mentioned before, author and historian Peter Watson impugns monotheism as likely the worst idea in history, reflecting and presaging so many of the other ills that have plagued our world: nationalism, racism, sexism (for all you Dick Masterson-o-philes), homophobia, etc. The idea that there is "One Way", religious, political, racial, sexual, and so on follows from these desert superstitions, taboos and prejudices, born thousands of years ago and still with us today...even on Oprah!

I`ll swallow hard, like Ingenuity, and line up with Oprah on this issue. And when *she`s* the voice of reason and moderation on an issue, you know things are bad!

fryser_d : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

fryser_d

3 votes NegativePositive

237 days 11 hours ago...

^^WTF womens has to do with all that!?

klavlav have a very good point there, like all stupid believers based on blind faith and wrong reasoning methods, all (nationalism, racism, SEXISM, homophobia) are allways based on statistic manipulation, fake experiences, quotes out of context, has always been through time, for no positive goal whatsoever. For almost always to reject and destroy other humans beings.

The facts are: scared pathetic peoples, are disturbed in their little lives by other guys who are actually happy living like they want, and confronted by their own sexual curiosity, their own inferiority complexes over women, their own frustrations on their own religious traps,attack to make their little world more quiet.

Normal people just...DON`T GIVE A FLYING SHIT!

Grow up!

x60sec-Assassinx : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

x60sec-Assassinx

-7 votes NegativePositive

237 days 10 hours ago...

Poor Oprah had to deal with that shit, but people should just keep their religion to themselvs, yeah there freedom of religion but also keep that shit to urself dont go preaching it and fucking trying to convert ppl its not right, and am i off topic i dunno, but i need me sum kush its hard to get some these past weeks out here in So Cal,.

zaiyar : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

zaiyar

2 votes NegativePositive

237 days 10 hours ago...

Religious people ... hahahaha.

Flynn_2006 : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Flynn_2006

11 votes NegativePositive

237 days 9 hours ago...

brainwashed monkeys are silly.

proconsul : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

proconsul

23 votes NegativePositive

237 days 6 hours ago...

"ITS NOT RELIGION OPRAH!"

rofl retard

but +1 to oprah, good point.

AidZ : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

AidZ

6 votes NegativePositive

236 days 19 hours ago...

^ Agree wholeheartedly.

Zangief : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Zangief

7 votes NegativePositive

236 days 17 hours ago...

I wish I was there to wave my cock at all of them.

yo-lo : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

yo-lo

5 votes NegativePositive

236 days 17 hours ago...

Jeez gad .. i never knew there was this ep on oprah (amazing) finaly people shoud look into this and make a 10 speach on TED .. and it just grinds my gears when no one makes a pun on posts but "fryser_d" you made my day sunny buddy :D

Red Heaven : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Red Heaven

15 votes NegativePositive

236 days 17 hours ago...

Some Christians are so hardcore about their belief that they can`t even see it as a religion. It is a reality. The moronic interpretation of that stupid book is going to be... or already has been... the downfall of many.

I hate listening to people with little intellectual capacity.

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