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Painful Breakup

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women that he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:

"I don`t remember which one you are. Please remove your pictures and send the rest back."

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ajr71088 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

ajr71088

6 votes NegativePositive

268 days 8 hours ago...

OWNED!!!!

MorphingJar : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

MorphingJar

3 votes NegativePositive

264 days 3 hours ago...

Hah. Fucking nice.

John_T1 : LVL 50: VP 5: said:

John_T1

4 votes NegativePositive

257 days 23 hours ago...

What ajr71088 said.

Acer_Vartan : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Acer_Vartan

2 votes NegativePositive

141 days 6 hours ago...

^ are you sure about that mr original?

Cray : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

Cray

1 votes NegativePositive

133 days 18 hours ago...

This is from the show M.A.S.H.

rawrimadinosaur : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

rawrimadinosaur

1 votes NegativePositive

130 days ago...

^ and what a great show it was

The Chewbacca Defence : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

The Chewbacca Defence

0 votes NegativePositive

124 days 23 hours ago...

is this not a repost?

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