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Fed up with women? An alternative for Dick Masteron fans.

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Neferati : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Neferati

-5 votes NegativePositive

240 days 18 hours ago...

Funny coming from a guy named NYCjockCub.

MewMew : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

MewMew

18 votes NegativePositive

240 days 17 hours ago...

The beans are to clean out your colon a bit from all the spooge. :)

jvk1970 : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

jvk1970

9 votes NegativePositive

240 days 16 hours ago...

^^ he`s recruiting

zaiyar : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

zaiyar

1 votes NegativePositive

240 days 14 hours ago...

Hahahaha classic.

... Also I don`t think Dick is gay, nor are his fans, that`s why they use women for sex and women complain about how they`re mistreated.

But those women are stupid and Dick is right about them.

He`s only wrong because he says ALL women are like that.

chadmn2az : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

chadmn2az

-2 votes NegativePositive

240 days 13 hours ago...

yikes

rybear4513 : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

rybear4513

-3 votes NegativePositive

239 days 21 hours ago...

this is the thing that pisses me off about gay people, you want to be gay? ok cool, go be gay and have a gay ol` time...but why do gays feel the need to prounce around announcing they like other men...half naked pride parades, your own TV channels, female like mannerisms, and gay workplace clubs...

its like "ok, i get it, you like cock, cool, enough is enough"

@NYCJockCub, thats cool you think you could get women more easily than me, and thats also cool you think youre more masculine than me...i didnt know spikedhumor gave out such personal information of mine...by the way, your comment was very creative and original, good arguement...

SensiBreeze (Admin) : LVL 48: VP 5: said:

SensiBreeze

15 votes NegativePositive

239 days 21 hours ago...

@rybear4513,
i think it`s cuz they`ve been oppressed and shunned for so long and it might just be liberating to do so, as annoying as it may be to us.

What I can`t stand about gay dudes is that many of them feel the need to act and speak like little girls. I wouldn`t take an adult female seriously if she talked like a 12 year old, and there is no way I can respect a grown man that talks like that, regardless of their sexual orientation.

NYCJockCub : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

NYCJockCub

4 votes NegativePositive

239 days 20 hours ago...

^^ rybear:

this is the thing that pisses me off about straight people, you want to be straight? ok cool, go be straight and have a straight ol` time...but why do straight men feel the need to prounce around announcing they like women...talking about how hot women are all the time, posting videos of half naked ladies, talking about how awesome their cocks are, holding hands with their wives and kissing their girlfriends on the side, and staring at teenage girls shaking their asses on Spiked...

its like "ok, i get it, you like vag, cool, enough is enough"

^ Sensibreeze:

I don`t know any gay men who talk like that. That`s just strange.

And I`d bet I`m more masculine than rybear, and could get a WOMAN faster than rybear - just name the time and place, rybear. Sensibreeze can be the judge.

tkd4 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

tkd4

4 votes NegativePositive

239 days 17 hours ago...

^^"And I`d bet I`m more masculine than rybear, and could get a WOMAN faster than rybear - just name the time and place, rybear. Sensibreeze can be the judge."

Oooh! Let me see... how about Burkaland, Saudi Arabia?

slickman205 : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

slickman205

-7 votes NegativePositive

239 days 16 hours ago...

fag

magikmicky : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

magikmicky

6 votes NegativePositive

239 days 16 hours ago...

those kidney beans sound really tempting maybe i`ll try...you know for the beans...and the other thing he was advertising

thrasymacus2000 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

thrasymacus2000

6 votes NegativePositive

239 days 16 hours ago...

SOLD!

And I have met tons of gays who talk and act like 12 year old girls as well as many gays who despise the more fem type of gay men, for the same reason I do. It may have been made up by the media but now many gays copy the media to assert their gayness instead of just doing their thing.

Drunken_Master : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Drunken_Master

Hidden (Show Comment) -10 votes

239 days 16 hours ago...

I dont like gay people I think its not normal nature did not created us to be gay. Please stop saying its normal or a natural thing because its not, its a fact that most homosexual have mental problems.

Enigasm290 : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

Enigasm290

5 votes NegativePositive

239 days 16 hours ago...

Be gay. Today.

thrasymacus2000 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

thrasymacus2000

4 votes NegativePositive

239 days 16 hours ago...

Why should we stop saying it? For them it`s completely natural.

It`s not my thing. I`ve always known I was straight and so I can allow that gays simply know they are gay. Just like the video says, you look at the beaver when you`re of age and either it does it for you or it does not. I`ve never wanted to poke a guy in the pooper and so I can understand why a gay guy wouldn`t want to stick his schlong up between some dirty slappers smelly beef flaps. It`s all perspective. Hmmm, it`s almost dinner time.

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