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Postal Workers Attacked By Wild Turkeys

Rather than rain or snow, or even dogs, postal workers in a West Side neighborhood near Owen Conservation Park are being pestered by wild turkeys this spring. Mara Wilhite, manager of the Hilldale Station Post Office, said she expected to deal with all manner of issues when she went to work for the U.S. Post Office. But that was not one of them.

"Just when you thought you'd heard it all," she said.

About five to 10 of the birds have been pecking at the postal workers as they make their rounds, and some of the birds have attacked the letter carriers with the sharp spurs on their legs. One of the birds went through the open door of a mail truck and scratched the driver.

Wilhite sought help in the matter from Eric Lobner, regional wildlife program supervisor for the state Department of Natural Resources.

Lobner said the behavior is clearly tied to the breeding season, which started recently and runs through about mid-May.

Color plays an important role in turkey breeding, he said, with the color of the male's head during mating season changes from gaudy blue to white to red. Lobner speculated that perhaps the turkeys are attracted to the red, white and blue postal trucks.

Postal workers were armed with water pistols. But Lober said that, while the squirts of water worked for a while, the turkeys now seem accustomed to it.

Some workers have been using long sticks to fend off the birds, he said, adding that he will meet with Wilhite next week to discuss other possible solutions.

Part of the problem, Lobner said, is that residents around Owen Conservation Park around the Parkwood Hills neighborhood may be feeding the turkeys, which makes the birds less afraid of humans. He said pamphlets have been circulated in the neighborhood to discourage people from feeding the birds.

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TheRepostPolice : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

TheRepostPolice

12 votes NegativePositive

240 days 20 hours ago...

wtf theres wild turkeys that allways hang out in my backyard also

people need need to stop building so many fucking houses then the turkeys will have somewhere to go =/

Ingenuity321 : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

Ingenuity321

14 votes NegativePositive

240 days 20 hours ago...

Dr. Mafesto is tired of getting junk mail that clutters up his lab when he`s trying to make his 6 anus monkey.

magikmicky : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

magikmicky

8 votes NegativePositive

240 days 17 hours ago...

first postal workers
next jehovah`s witnesses
then THE WORLD!

MrFrunzi : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

MrFrunzi

12 votes NegativePositive

240 days 17 hours ago...

^ Nah, no one would care about the Jehovah`s Witnesses.

tkd4 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

tkd4

10 votes NegativePositive

240 days 16 hours ago...

"He said pamphlets have been circulated in the neighborhood to discourage people from feeding the birds."

And who do you think are circulating these pamphlets? Postal Workers.


The turkeys are on to us.

ummo.cc : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

ummo.cc

-2 votes NegativePositive

240 days 14 hours ago...

is anyone else turned on by their feathers?

fireburner12 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

fireburner12

6 votes NegativePositive

240 days 14 hours ago...

^nope, just you

rybear4513 : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

rybear4513

7 votes NegativePositive

240 days 13 hours ago...

fools, while you all have been expecting attacks from the apes, zombies, or aliens the turkeys have been watching...and waiting...and waiting some more...

the time is upon us!

draser : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

draser

9 votes NegativePositive

240 days 11 hours ago...

Makes sense, I`ve done some pretty crazy stuff with a bottle of Wild Turkey in me.

vyrtualdogg : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

vyrtualdogg

-5 votes NegativePositive

240 days 11 hours ago...

^LOL, nice!

IamDAN : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

IamDAN

7 votes NegativePositive

240 days 10 hours ago...

Best thing is that if you kill one of the turkeys in self defense, you can eat it. I tried the same thing with some guy that I caught robbing my house, but it just wasn`t the same.

rhuitron : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

rhuitron

0 votes NegativePositive

239 days 23 hours ago...

Sounds like in THAT neighbor hood, Thanksgiving done come early!

I have a bunch of wild turkey`s around my block too.

But they are super skiddish!
They probably see a big guy like me and think,
"Awwww, Fuck that, man! I`m outta here!"

Rofl!
"No seriously though, If I didn`t laugh at myself, I`d be dead now." :(

Unmannedperson : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Unmannedperson

5 votes NegativePositive

239 days 18 hours ago...

In mother America, turkey eats YOU!

the cold is coming : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

the cold is coming

-4 votes NegativePositive

239 days 14 hours ago...

just relax hunting laws, make them 3 to a person, age restriction over 12 years old
gg turkeys

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