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Dick Masterson's Voicemail 3/3

Women ruin any fun a guy can have

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4/12/2008 7:04:08 AM

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Gravity : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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241 days 12 hours ago...

In the previous one, he did just say that men watch TV because reading is far to simple? And woman are the simple creatures that read? What a jackass.

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NYCJockCub : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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241 days 11 hours ago...

He`s a media whore.

Guessing he works best with guys who are less educated, attractive or confident.

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FockeWulf : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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241 days 11 hours ago...

I still don`t understand why he won`t answer the phone, sure he critiques the messages but I want to hear an actual conversation, and if it were with a women, that would be entertaining =)

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bm28651 : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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241 days 10 hours ago...

That was pretty funny. Little do they know, all that trash talk is only gonna make him more money.

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boomziggyziggy : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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241 days 10 hours ago...

A GREAT MAN.

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exploder : LVL 47: VP 5: said:

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241 days 9 hours ago...

Angelina Jolie = proof this guy is bullshit

Let`s see him tell her this crap. Hahaha, no more balls.

The really sad thing about what he is saying is that it`s exactly this kind of chauvanism that makes it hard to get a girlfriend who is truly hot behind the wheel. Ho many times do you need to be told you`re stupid before you become stupid? If you want cows for women, then his advice is exactly what you need to do to encourage it. If I wanted to fuck cows I`d move to a farm, thanks. In the meantime I would seriously love to pop this guys empty head, for his shining contribution to humanity.

I can guarantee that most of you here would seriously hurt this prick if he treated any woman you love like the trash he talks. I know he would be crippled or dead if he treated any of my close women as he espouses.

His thinking is right on par with Iranian men (can you even call them men?). If he`s so smart, then why don`t we enact sharia law here too?

This guy is a hatefull worthless jackass media whore, and people should be every bit as ashamed of him, as Germany is over Adolf. What he advocates is just as bad as the fucktards from NAMBLA advocating pedophilia. And when people actually follow this shit, we see REAL suffering that you can`t even count the cost of.

I have to admit that this shithead`s positive acceptance by many Spikers is the first truly depressing thing I`ve seen on here. The level of ignorance is truly astonishing.

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watersnake6 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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237 days 2 hours ago...

seriously why do people care what he thinks. I personally think he is humorous. Lighten the fuck up.

Land of the free

Home of the ignorant

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Golgon : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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237 days 1 hour ago...

one thing men are better than women is at being an idiot, and this guy proofs it -_-

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Mike_D : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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237 days ago...

You guys should read the site for women who "get" Dick.

http://igetdick.com/

"If you are a woman and you "get" Dick, be proud of it. While you`re not as good as a man, you`re at least better than other women.

As a woman who regularly "gets" Dick, feel free to submit your thoughts on feminism, female inferiority, or pictures of yourself in mabtw man-gear, to appear on this site."

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