After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city`s stores, he picked up a mirror and looked in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here`s a picture of my daddy."
He bought the "picture," but on the way home remembered that his wife, Lizzy, didn`t much like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.
The man`s many trips to the barn began to draw Lizzy`s suspicion. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that`s the ugly so-and-so he`s runnin` around with."
