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Dick Masterson`s Voicemail 1/3

Dick puts some girls in check.

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wildgremlinz : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

wildgremlinz

Hidden (Show Comment) -64 votes

241 days 22 hours ago...

i agree with the girls..


(girls should ) Fuck Dick..


this guy is a piece of shit..
i mean sure i met girls who cheat and break other guys hearts and shit.. but what this guy says is just stupid..
guys break girls hearts too..
they dont pop out kids from nowhere...
this guy i reckon is just a lonely fuck without a mom
family and has no girls...
if he does have a girl.. then shes a whore.. deaf and blind..
i say respect girls..
they are like a beer..
and a guy needs a beer..
.. if this guy had a daughter.. geez.. i cant imagine what he`d do..
F U C K Y O U D I C K

2ndhandsmoker : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

2ndhandsmoker

22 votes NegativePositive

241 days 22 hours ago...

Awesome, simply awesome. All they need is a good Dicking...

Doronila : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

Doronila

4 votes NegativePositive

241 days 21 hours ago...

Rofl, my hero :D Reply to the first woman is just class.
Im not a chauvinist, but the lack of respectable women in the world is diminishing.. maybe chauvinism is the way forward? lol j/k wasnt brought up that way.

Violetninja420 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Violetninja420

46 votes NegativePositive

241 days 15 hours ago...

Theres a huge whole in his logic, saying men are better than women is an all encompassing term. Men are smarter, men are tougher, men are better looking, men are sexier, men are more fun to have sex with...

Awwww, now look where your insane ideas about women got you, now youre gay.

a11an85 : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

a11an85

22 votes NegativePositive

241 days 14 hours ago...

Come out of the closet, Dick.

fryser_d : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

fryser_d

18 votes NegativePositive

241 days 13 hours ago...

Is he serious? Or he`s somekind of sarcasm like Colbert?

TheRepostPolice : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

TheRepostPolice

18 votes NegativePositive

241 days 12 hours ago...

^ call him and find out

NYCJockCub : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

NYCJockCub

28 votes NegativePositive

241 days 12 hours ago...

He`s just a media whore.

TheRepostPolice : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

TheRepostPolice

5 votes NegativePositive

241 days 12 hours ago...

part 2 is here

http://spikedhumor.com/articles/148862/Dick-Masterson-Voicemail-2-3
.html

Fallen_almost : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Fallen_almost

9 votes NegativePositive

241 days 12 hours ago...

I dont agree with his crusade, but I do love the fact that these women calling are hurting their cause by acknowledging him and in some case proving him right. Especially toward the end. But he is not at all going to listen to what these women have to say so they should save their breaths. But people are scum who have this narrow kind of thinking.

haisam10 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

haisam10

-2 votes NegativePositive

241 days 11 hours ago...

What an ass, i wonder what he thinks about his own mom??

chadmn2az : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

chadmn2az

16 votes NegativePositive

241 days 10 hours ago...

after being divorced and having to raise our kids w/o any help from my ex (cuz she`s too worried about herself & her needs) I can understand Dicks` point.

Metacom9 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Metacom9

9 votes NegativePositive

241 days 10 hours ago...

^ he was given birth by a man.

DarthDavis : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

DarthDavis

-2 votes NegativePositive

241 days 10 hours ago...

Doronila ^^^^^, the "LACK of respectable women is DIMINISHING", so you support this dude? LOL was taht freudian??

Im sure a good expose of this guys docs reveal repeated fails with any kind of classy girl, what a douche.

bloogaloog : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

bloogaloog

3 votes NegativePositive

241 days 10 hours ago...

What a fuck wit.

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