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Meet Dick masterson, The Most Chauvinistic Man Alive

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mag1kr3zin : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

mag1kr3zin

163 votes NegativePositive

275 days 23 hours ago...

The ugly girl at the end got owned....
This guy is my new hero

draser : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

draser

60 votes NegativePositive

275 days 23 hours ago...

Dick Masterson for president!!!!!!!




http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/ is fucking great. Check it out there is some funny shit on it.

Here is a quote on charities that woman give to:
"Money is a something and no woman has a right to any monies she’s ever had. Thus, no woman has ever given a dime away to charity. She has only acted as a proxy for a generous man who was not even aware of his saintly-hood. Such is the way of men. Even if we think we’re fucking mantastic, we rarely know how great we are."

SantaAndFriends : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

SantaAndFriends

35 votes NegativePositive

275 days 23 hours ago...

Rofl thats exactly how women argue.

Hope Jane doesn`t come across this post lol.

Edit: the website is life changing check it out if you have the time. No women aloud ;)

craptastic1 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

craptastic1

81 votes NegativePositive

275 days 22 hours ago...

that woman owned herself by saying she would be at the end of the line, but hey she would still be in the line ;)
and that guy had some good points btw

mag1kr3zin : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

mag1kr3zin

83 votes NegativePositive

275 days 22 hours ago...

Shows how women constantly lie!
The fat bitch at the end said she didnt hear what he said,even though she has a facial reaction to what he said about her hitting the treadmill followed by the most confused look ive ever seen on a woman`s face.

mag1kr3zin : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

mag1kr3zin

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275 days 22 hours ago...

If you are are a MAN you will give this a 5/5 lol

Tony2z2 : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Tony2z2

106 votes NegativePositive

275 days 22 hours ago...

isnt that the guy from RENO911?
sorry all bald white guys with sunglasses and a mustache look the same to me...

victor3063 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

victor3063

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275 days 21 hours ago...

^^^ hahaha i lmfaoed at the confused comment
^ i continued chuckling at the reno 911 comment

Neferati : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Neferati

4 votes NegativePositive

275 days 21 hours ago...

This man is my new Hero, he had me at his name.

exploder : LVL 47: VP 5: said:

exploder

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275 days 21 hours ago...

This guy is just a reactionary jerkoff, making money the same way The Man Show did, but since he has no talent he does it by being an extremeist freak. LOSER.

Sorry to see some of you Spikers fall for this trash. It`s a much biger and more complicated world out here, trust me. This kind of obsolete, oversimplified, ignorant absolutism is but a single small landmine in the dog-park of philosophical shit.

And BTW, even he knows he better not show his face in public while spouting this kind of hatefull bullshit, because too many otherwise decent folk will put an unkind end to his act. He was the one owned when this was pointed out.

If this guy is your hero, then grow up.

edit: VVV @ Sammersd, glad you don`t agree with him either, but funny? Yeah, funny like Nazis. What this guy is spouting is vile, right along with those assholes who push female circumcision. OFF WITH THEIR FUCKING NUTS. Self righteous? Seems like evolved to me, to call this slime what it is.

Sammersd : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Sammersd

24 votes NegativePositive

275 days 18 hours ago...

^Self righteousness is a common foible exploder, but try not to get too high on your pedestal or you may fall off and have to walk around with people who don`t share your ideals *GASP.

I bet if everyone listened to you, it would be a great world! Maybe you should be the one on T.V telling people how the fuck to live their lives and what to believe in.

This Dick guy is poison. All he`s selling is himself and his conviction. Don`t buy into it because you think it`s funny. Laugh at the fact it`s so awesomely retarded. Enjoy it, but please, don`t buy it. He`s just another person trying to sell you crap.

Funny as hell though. hahaha.

bulletkid : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

bulletkid

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275 days 16 hours ago...

"The gentleman in the glasses who HATES woman, I wanna know if you ever had a date?"
"No I don`t HATE woman..."
Cutoff "What does that have to do with the question?"

Thorno : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Thorno

10 votes NegativePositive

275 days 16 hours ago...

A prime example of a sexually frustrated male...

I`m interested to see the girls that go out with him-probably hasn`t gotten laid in ages.

Vizreel : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Vizreel

8 votes NegativePositive

275 days 16 hours ago...

Women are GREAT!... but that doesn`t change the fact that this dude is COMPLETELY RIGHT!

Jester-Race : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Jester-Race

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275 days 14 hours ago...


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