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Alleged Bank Robber Leaves Her Photo ID


WARREN, Mich. - A would-be bank robber came away empty-handed but left behind something useful for police: her photo identification. The woman was arrested less than an hour later on a charge of attempted armed robbery, Police Commissioner William Dwyer said.

The woman filled out an account application Thursday morning, then pulled a handgun and demanded cash, Dwyer said. She panicked and fled without getting any money; police found an address on the account application, along with her photo ID.

The address was for an apartment near the bank. The manager gave the woman's new address to police, who arrested her without incident.

"We're probably not dealing with the smartest person in the world," Dwyer told The Detroit News for a story published online Thursday.

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epi : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

epi

33 votes NegativePositive

278 days 12 hours ago...

Blonde

rhuitron : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

rhuitron

5 votes NegativePositive

278 days 12 hours ago...

Like they said and Say.
Not the Sharpest tool in the Shed.

Lmao!

stbasdf : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

stbasdf

Hidden (Show Comment) -10 votes

278 days 11 hours ago...

n00b. she`s supposed to use a fake name and address, and ID. well. it had her picture on it :/ uhh, maybe she shouldn`t have filled out the app in the first place

oddjob458 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

oddjob458

24 votes NegativePositive

278 days 9 hours ago...

What the hell? What, did she decide after filling out the application, `Oh fuck this, I`ll just rob the place now`.

SomeoneUKno : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

SomeoneUKno

3 votes NegativePositive

278 days 8 hours ago...

Not the stupidest story I`ve heard on here, but it definately deserves a Darwin Honorable Mention

Kanthalas : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Kanthalas

10 votes NegativePositive

278 days 8 hours ago...

^Lord we can only hope she hasn`t passed her genes on.

rybear4513 : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

rybear4513

27 votes NegativePositive

278 days 8 hours ago...

When police asked the robber where she got her brilliant idea she responded with:

Phase 1: Collect Underpants

Phase 2: ?

Phase 3: Profit

squishyspanky : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

squishyspanky

1 votes NegativePositive

278 days 6 hours ago...

Probally planned it all out for weeks, just had a mental block when it came to "Pick up the ID, don`t leave it.. please don`t leave it.. ah shit get out of here this is too much.. phew, back home..... FUCK"

PizzaBoi : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

PizzaBoi

-4 votes NegativePositive

278 days 6 hours ago...

fake. the person in the picture is clearly a male cartoon villain.

EDIT: i change my opinion. the person in the picture is clearly George W. Bush.

shiden13detra : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

shiden13detra

-4 votes NegativePositive

278 days 6 hours ago...

lol PizzaaBoi ^

stbasdf : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

stbasdf

0 votes NegativePositive

278 days 3 hours ago...

someone watches too much south park! lets see if we can get this chain going:

hey guy

Crimson Wave : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Crimson Wave

0 votes NegativePositive

278 days 2 hours ago...

hey guy

mooseman : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

mooseman

5 votes NegativePositive

278 days 1 hour ago...

NO! INSAYNEJAYNE!

You`re doing it wrong! leave WITH the money... the with part is the important part!!!

Yutakasama : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

Yutakasama

0 votes NegativePositive

278 days ago...

^agree 1st comment

stbasdf : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

stbasdf

1 votes NegativePositive

278 days ago...

noooo, it`s: hey guy; i`m not your guy, friend; i`m not your friend, buddy; i`m not you buddy, guy; i`m not your guy, friend; rinse and repeat. my first chain is a fail :(

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