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Man Caught Having Sex with Picnic Table

The ultimate handyman works his grove into a picnic table.

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Wittman45 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Wittman45

53 votes NegativePositive

281 days 18 hours ago...

He must have gotten splinters in his wood...

klavlav : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

klavlav

29 votes NegativePositive

281 days 18 hours ago...

Wow, finally a sex scandal involving someone who isn`t a politician...or a religious leader...at least as far as we know. Maybe he had aspirations in that direction, and was just copying his heroes.

edit for neon below:

Well *of course* we don`t want to tell kids what sex (or gay sex, God forbid!) is, otherwise they might actually *do* it! Sex, like all pleasure, is evil. God is quite clear on that matter. The less kids know, the better. If we just don`t tell them about it, and what we do tell them sounds about as interesting as a driving manual, we won`t have any problems.

LOL!

(and again, no wonder people who grow up believing such things end up screwing picnic tables in broad daylight.)

I just can`t wait for this to catch on a s a fad. Ah well, Live and Let Live, I say. It`s not like the freak is actually hurting anybody.

edit 2: neon, where`d your post go?

scorpion002 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

scorpion002

31 votes NegativePositive

281 days 18 hours ago...

The table was just upset because it was divorced by the umbrella, who was having an afair with the chair.

r3dRoVeR247 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

r3dRoVeR247

17 votes NegativePositive

281 days 18 hours ago...

funny shit... i thought the title said man caught having sex ON a picnic table.... i thought thats one bad mother fucker... but now i think... thats one stupid mother fucker haha

Pickerd : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Pickerd

6 votes NegativePositive

281 days 17 hours ago...

`Who`s your daddy picnic table? Say my name bitch!`

draser : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

draser

57 votes NegativePositive

281 days 17 hours ago...

That table is such a slut.

duckmanx : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

duckmanx

25 votes NegativePositive

281 days 16 hours ago...

Who doesnt get hard when an umbrella is stuck into the patio table hole?

and its such a dirty, dirty table too...

Krtek : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

Krtek

30 votes NegativePositive

281 days 7 hours ago...

i`m more of a stool man, myself.

tokentiki : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

tokentiki

65 votes NegativePositive

281 days 6 hours ago...

I dunno whats gayer...having sex with your picnic table, or recording your neighbor having sex with his picnic table

fuckwit : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

fuckwit

6 votes NegativePositive

280 days 6 hours ago...

guarenteed next time you pass a picnic table, you going to think of this and consider the logistics of trying have sex with it!

x60sec-Assassinx : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

x60sec-Assassinx

Hidden (Show Comment) -17 votes

280 days 4 hours ago...

Why would u fuck a fucking table?@!!!!!!!! Just why the fuck? i would never fuck a table, NEVer. Thats just wrong, that nigga is seriously fucked in the head. And yet do it in public? Role Playing? wtf2@@@!!

Flynn_2006 : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Flynn_2006

16 votes NegativePositive

275 days 7 hours ago...

He probably isn`t a threat to anyone... all he wants is good looking tables. ROFL

Xeno : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

Xeno

18 votes NegativePositive

275 days 7 hours ago...

Check out those sexy legs on that table!!

Omeko : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Omeko

15 votes NegativePositive

275 days 6 hours ago...

Who gives a fuck! He fucked a table...
Each to his own.

the_game_2626 : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

the_game_2626

-2 votes NegativePositive

275 days 6 hours ago...

HOW?!

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