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Smoking Tortoise Addicted To Nicotine


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A Tortoise that smokes and appears to be addicted to nicotine has been discovered in China's northeastern province of Jilin. The animal is the pet of a man, identified by his surname Yun, who is himself a smoker, Xinhua news agency said today, quoting a local newspaper.

One day, Mr Yun teased the tortoise by putting a cigarette butt into its mouth, and to his surprise it started to smoke it, according to the news agency.

From then on, he shared his cigarettes with his pet, Xinhua said.

"It seems to have become addicted," Mr Yun was quoted as saying.

"Whenever I smoke in front of it, it will stick its head out of the water and fidget about until I give it the stub."

Mr Yun proved his claim by putting a cigarette in the tortoise's mouth in front the paper's reporter and his neighbours, Xinhua quoted the newspaper as saying.

To everyone's surprise, the tortoise finished it in less than four minutes, the news agency said.

Monkeys have been know to smoke in imitation of human beings, the deputy secretary-general of Jilin's Wildlife Conservation Society told Xinhua.

But he said he had never heard of a tortoise lighting up.

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Jester-Race : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Jester-Race

23 votes NegativePositive

161 days ago...

proof that everyone likes drugs.

alifeva1 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

alifeva1

26 votes NegativePositive

161 days ago...

right on turtle life is too short brother too short

miksah2001 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

miksah2001

33 votes NegativePositive

161 days ago...

At least it`s not addicted to InsayneJayne`s penis.

rhuitron : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

rhuitron

Hidden (Show Comment) -14 votes

160 days 23 hours ago...

Wait a second.
That guy was teasing the Tortoise with a cig??!! What a Dick!

And now that i think about it, Don`t turtles and Tortoise have beaks, and not lips?
A cigarette generally needs of lips to create a sucking or Vacuum of air, in the mouth to inhale the air through the cigarette, causing the air it sucks in to become a smoke off of the ingredients.

So if it is lip less, how is it "smoking"?

Just a little thought.

Go ahead, look it up, just google a photo of eating Tortoise. you`ll see only a beak.

I think that guy just wants some 15 minutes of fame.

dan101nad : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

dan101nad

10 votes NegativePositive

160 days 23 hours ago...

^^^the butt of a cig is spongey-esque. It could clamp down on it well enough to provide the proper suckage g`s it requires.

ckyvick : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

ckyvick

11 votes NegativePositive

160 days 22 hours ago...

yeah im sure that a few ciggs are gonna impact the fucking hundreds of year life that tortoises have.

rhuitron : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

rhuitron

1 votes NegativePositive

160 days 22 hours ago...

That is very true dan101nad.

I guess it is possible.

Anywho, still kinda funny!

bigvi : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

bigvi

45 votes NegativePositive

160 days 21 hours ago...

EVERYONE IGNORE TIBET AND LOOK AT THE SMOKING TURTLE!!!!!

PizzaBoi : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

PizzaBoi

7 votes NegativePositive

160 days 21 hours ago...

Pizza eating ninja turtles, eat your heart out.

MontvilleWrestler : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

MontvilleWrestler

18 votes NegativePositive

160 days 10 hours ago...

What next , Heroin addicted Gold Fish?

kyo121 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

kyo121

6 votes NegativePositive

160 days 9 hours ago...

only the highly intelligent species like man would feed drugs to other animals for their own amusement.

Dillinger : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Dillinger

10 votes NegativePositive

160 days 5 hours ago...

My grandpa always lets his chihuahua lick his fingers after he smokes a cigar, and he claims that it`s addicted to the nicotine on his fingers. I don`t know for sure, but the dog definitely gets pissed when my grandpa denies the dog her fix.

smooth_stalin : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

smooth_stalin

1 votes NegativePositive

159 days 10 hours ago...

I would sure like to light up. But, no more. Nope. Not going to do it. Do I have any weed?

broncoboy101 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

broncoboy101

1 votes NegativePositive

159 days 6 hours ago...

^I do...but I have a drug test thursday :(, because I`m an idiot and used to think i was invisible in my car.

Yutakasama : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

Yutakasama

0 votes NegativePositive

157 days 2 hours ago...

don`t turtles live as long if not longer than humans?

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