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x60sec-Assassinx : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

x60sec-Assassinx

3 votes NegativePositive

162 days 6 hours ago...

LOL, funny fucking song

Violetninja420 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Violetninja420

9 votes NegativePositive

162 days 5 hours ago...

Seriously, i nominate this for the new national anthem.

I mean, i actually got out of my chair and took my hat off for this.

velocity73R : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

velocity73R

7 votes NegativePositive

162 days 5 hours ago...

I am Canadian and I teared up a bit during the song, it rings so true, so very true...
***edit***
To idiot below me, I never said Canada was better, trust me if someone made a song like this for Canada right now with lyrics about our involvement in Afghanistan, and the Harper Governments` new order that allows US troops to come into Canada to patrol our streets and torture our citizens, I would also tear up for that song as well. We`re all going to hell it`s not about who`s better, it`s about when are we gonna do something about it...
Here`s a link that show`s US troops can now enter Canada in any emergency. Emergency can be defined as just about anything...
http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=8323

lebleu29 : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

lebleu29

Hidden (Show Comment) -11 votes

161 days 22 hours ago...

velocity73R you`re a douche. real canadians don`t insinuate that we`re better than others.

klavlav : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

klavlav

5 votes NegativePositive

161 days 19 hours ago...

Haha! My ten-year-old was singing the chorus to this. I was wondering where he came up with it. We`ll have to learn the rest of the words!

BurstAero : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

BurstAero

3 votes NegativePositive

161 days 11 hours ago...

Dammit...I`m gonna be singing this song all day.

lebleu29 : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

lebleu29

-3 votes NegativePositive

161 days 9 hours ago...

^^^^ Good, you edited your comment.

I`m tired of other Canadians coming onto this site and trashing the States as if we don`t have any similar shit going on in our own country.

That is what your original comment sounded like to me.

By the way, in regards to the NORTHCOM deal, are you really surprised? I mean, Canada in no way has the capacity to defend its borders in the event of attack. Remember that a crucial part of that deal is that Canada must request assistance from the US for it to happen.

velocity73R : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

velocity73R

5 votes NegativePositive

161 days 7 hours ago...

^^^Control our borders in the event of an attack, our only border is the one with the US. This has nothing to do with protecting us from attacks, and everything to do with controling the populace, that includes people like myself and you if you haven`t figured it out yet...

Drunken_Master : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Drunken_Master

-1 votes NegativePositive

150 days 1 hour ago...

link is down, I cant hear it...

ckyvick : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

ckyvick

1 votes NegativePositive

150 days 1 hour ago...

^dont worry its like a really bad stephen lynch.

darkmarko : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

darkmarko

0 votes NegativePositive

149 days 23 hours ago...

I mean no disrespect, but the choice of wording made me laugh hard. I don`t agree with their facts mentioned because they are made up but the message is correct, America is becoming statistically more stupid because teachers are paid less and as a result no one really wants to take the profession. The government compensates by allowing less qualified people to become teachers in order to pay teachers less. As a result the masses become less educated and more stupid. Why you ask are the teachers being payed such low wages and the quality control for teachers is low aswell.....because money is being spent on conquest.

wObbegOng : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

wObbegOng

0 votes NegativePositive

149 days 16 hours ago...

*Applause

AMD : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

AMD

2 votes NegativePositive

149 days 15 hours ago...

man, these lyrics are deep...

Mike_D : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Mike_D

-1 votes NegativePositive

149 days 13 hours ago...

"As a result the masses become less educated and more stupid."

Thats exactly the result they`re after. The dumber we are the more bullshit we`ll buy literally and figuratively.

The government was pretty dam quick to impeach Bill Clinton when they found out he got a blow-job. If they didn`t want us to be idiots they`d have done something about that a long time ago.

~TechHead~ : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

~TechHead~

-5 votes NegativePositive

149 days 8 hours ago...

One sided, biased, and lame. Obvisouly this dude hates Americans, I get it.

He whines about pollution, but what is funny is our stated are becoming more aware of cleaner, more efficient fuels as well as other power alternatives. Does your country make the initiative?? FYI, if you are in China you can shut the fuck up cause China is the #1 most polluting country in this world, and even though they say they are doing something about it, they really arent showing it.

He whines about the idiots and dumbasses with their heads up their asses. Well no shit, every country fukn has those types of people.

He is upset because people give a shit about their country and wave the flag high. I thought you were supposed to support the country you lived in. Would any of you canadians get pissed if I walked into your country and pissed on your flag??? How bout any Mexicans??


I would of found this song funny, but it sounds to me like this is nothing more than another "idiot" spatting off his bigoted mouth. I know my country is fucked up and we all want change. But regardless, I live here and love it. BTW, it sure beats living in China, Mexico, the Middle East, and South America.

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