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Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there's a lot of crackling.

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Stoner : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Stoner

5 votes NegativePositive

78 days 23 hours ago...

shoot me now

Acer_Vartan : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Acer_Vartan

8 votes NegativePositive

77 days 2 hours ago...

does this make any sense to anyone?

Yet, it still has a 3 plus rating meaning:

1) people are retarded
2) democracy is a waste of fucking time, to many morons.
3) Nuclear armageddon is our only hope.

modisess : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

modisess

3 votes NegativePositive

74 days 18 hours ago...

Lame fucking joke.

WilliVanilli : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

WilliVanilli

0 votes NegativePositive

63 days 5 hours ago...

i don`t get it..
i thought you`re supposed to put bacon there.

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