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Sobering Up

A man walks out of a bar totally hammered only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him. You, sir, are drunk!" And you Ma’am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"

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DRX2 : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

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That was a good one.

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