A bitter rivalry for the sexual favors of a beautiful women had been going
on between the two mates for years.
One day an angel appeared before on of them and announced that he'd been
sent by God to teach the rivaling friends a lesson.
"I'll give you anything you ask for," the angel said, "but whatever you get, your
friend will get it, too, only twice as much. If you want wealth, you'll have it, but
your friend will be twice as wealthy as you. If you want a big house, he'll get one
that's twice as big."
The bloke thought for a moment and then grinned. "Okay," he said, "give me a
15 stone woman and half a marriage license!"
