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A bitter rivalry for the sexual favors of a beautiful women had been going on between the two mates for years. One day an angel appeared before on of them and announced that he'd been sent by God to teach the rivaling friends a lesson. "I'll give you anything you ask for," the angel said, "but whatever you get, your friend will get it, too, only twice as much. If you want wealth, you'll have it, but your friend will be twice as wealthy as you. If you want a big house, he'll get one that's twice as big." The bloke thought for a moment and then grinned. "Okay," he said, "give me a 15 stone woman and half a marriage license!"

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VegaObscura : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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113 days 10 hours ago...

So he got 2 15 stone women and was half married to both of them?

spiked3310 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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93 days 7 hours ago...

I liked the other jokes by master911, but this one I don`t get. Someone care to explain what a 15 stone woman is?

Edit: Thanks Vuarra. A 15 stone woman is about 210 lbs, thats still a big bitch in my book.

Vuarra : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

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90 days 7 hours ago...

A stone is a measure of weight in the UK... equal to about 14 lbs.

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