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Who Wants to be a Millionaire

A husband and wife are in bed watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire". The husband asks for sex. The wife says, "No." > Her husband asks, "Is that your final answer?" > She responds, "Yes." He says, "Then, I'd like to call a friend."

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Fucking whore, sex your man up or get the fuck out.

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