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The Departed - 3 Best Lines

These are the three best lines from the movie The Departed.

posted by Shifty
3/28/2008 7:39:44 PM

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vyrtualdogg : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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44 days 14 hours ago...

Lol,
"what, you don`t smoke? wadarya one of those fitness freaks, go fuck yourself"

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Valaur : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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44 days 10 hours ago...

old man grabbing self at :53!!!! Either that or he`s playing with his sock.

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chewy2112 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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44 days 8 hours ago...

This was a good movie but the original Infernal Affairs is better.

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rawrimadinosaur : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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43 days 9 hours ago...

^ Agreed, it made more sense. And more funny if you know canto

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BigDaddyTiny : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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43 days 9 hours ago...

"What`s a cutainlaced motherfucker like you doing here in the staties?" A good line that wasn`t in here.

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xupz : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

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41 days 10 hours ago...

I hate this movie, it`s a flat out rip off of the Asian move Infernal Affairs with a different ending. Let`s just give every movie ever ripped off Oscars up the wazoo.

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kimangroo : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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41 days 10 hours ago...

^^ It`s called a remake. And yeah I preferred the original too, but there were loads of good bits in this one too. One of them being Marky Mark`s character.

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stbasdf : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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41 days 9 hours ago...

why do they want everyone to masturbate so much??? :/ now i ahve to go see this and internal affairs

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thinkbolt : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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41 days 9 hours ago...

Huh...? I`m lost...

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RyRySoFly11 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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41 days 8 hours ago...

my personal favorite is when wahlberg`s character complains about the camera`s in the steak-out.
"Dignam(Wahlberg): This is unbelievable. Who put the fuckin` cameras in this place?
Police Camera Tech: Who the fuck are you?
Dignam: I`m the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."

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sn00ke : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

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41 days 8 hours ago...

^ Steak-out, is that when cops go out together for some prime rib?

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Jesus Jones and the Beaver Brigade : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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41 days 7 hours ago...

the departed puts infernal affairs to shame.

if you believe otherwise, you`re a hipster douchbag who only saw infernal affairs after the departed came out. And, thus, wanted to be different from the crowd; who saw this movie as one of the greatest.

5/5

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flying_spaghetti_monster : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

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41 days 7 hours ago...

What was the basic premise of the movie? Killing people is fun?

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demontrace : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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40 days 23 hours ago...

^
Damn, where did this guy come from? Seems like it`s been a year since we were graced with flying spaghetti monster`s presence.

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AndoverJoe : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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40 days 22 hours ago...

Haha. Oh man there were some good lines in this movie. So everybody says Internal Affairs in better, huh? I`ll have to see that one. This movie got better around the 5 1/2 hour mark towards the end when everybody gets a fucking bullet in the head.

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