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How To Tell If She`s Nucking Futs.

A vary important guide. I married one of these.

  • Orbpael
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  • Date 3/28/2008 7:37:04 PM
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Cynical : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Cynical

23 votes NegativePositive

47 days 19 hours ago...

Lol at the end. This makes me laugh and cringe at the same time, I`ve dated worse and tis way too close to the truth. Watch out lads.

WAKEupB4its2L8 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

WAKEupB4its2L8

6 votes NegativePositive

47 days 18 hours ago...

I can`t seem to get away from these women.. I`ve been apart of the punk scene, rave scene, and rock scene, and I always attract these crazy broads. What the fuck?

Micmac988 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Micmac988

37 votes NegativePositive

47 days 18 hours ago...

WAKEup...

That`s nothing. Punk, rock, rave girls are NORMAL compared to some of the *shudders* church girls I`ve dated.

dan101nad : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

dan101nad

23 votes NegativePositive

47 days 18 hours ago...

Sexual behavior at inappropriate times? Bullshit.

MARINE255 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

MARINE255

43 votes NegativePositive

47 days 18 hours ago...

Ah ha ha the end is about right, as the saying goes, dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesnt die ;)

WAKEupB4its2L8 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

WAKEupB4its2L8

Hidden (Show Comment) -8 votes

47 days 17 hours ago...

Mic, I think it`s because they`re so fucked up by the brainwashing techniques used by the church. But you would think that girls as damaged as those found in the scenes I`ve described would be worse..

Orbpael : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Orbpael

1 votes NegativePositive

47 days 16 hours ago...

I think its important to just see the warning against headgames and the attention on screwing around versus mature behaviour that alot of...well..older people would look for in someone.

This isnt a girlfriend as in fun for awhile.. these are things to look for when you looking to settle. you need everything you need or your going to get brain cancer.

The Jap : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

The Jap

10 votes NegativePositive

47 days 15 hours ago...

maybe because he was white and she was asian

Neferati : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Neferati

25 votes NegativePositive

47 days 12 hours ago...

I suggest the Poke and Run maneuver.

draser : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

draser

18 votes NegativePositive

46 days 9 hours ago...

Step 9

Save your money and go to spankwire, or if you have extra money after you have payed your bills and saved or invested some of it, then by a prostitute.

This will save time, money, and help you to avoid any headaches.


and for all those that date the crazy girls, I know why you do it becuase that`s why I did it. They are the best fucks!!!! You know I`m right.

mysterymage : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

mysterymage

-6 votes NegativePositive

44 days 5 hours ago...

If you want a really good ride... just wisper in her ear when you have a good hold: "Your mom was good in this position too but she knew how to really work it" or "Will you forgive me if I cheat with your best friend? You know you two always say that you think exactly the same things"

Omnicron.4735 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Omnicron.4735

14 votes NegativePositive

44 days 3 hours ago...

Is it me or does this sound like every woman I`ve ever dated?

stbasdf : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

stbasdf

3 votes NegativePositive

44 days 3 hours ago...

wakka wakka wakka, reminds me of that one short film about the lady who pretends she`s going to jump off a building to get guys to take her to coffee shops. i hate those tests they do to see if you`re `really` faithful or to know what you`re thinking instead of just asking

7homas : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

7homas

7 votes NegativePositive

44 days 2 hours ago...

I laughed, then cried because its true. =[

N@stro : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

N@stro

4 votes NegativePositive

44 days 2 hours ago...

My mates GF is a bitch and I`m sending him a link for this. He`s in denial about her but this describes her to a fkn T


The sad thing is shes a slight improvement from his last Girl friend.

Thats right ,there are actually worse women out there, scary but true.

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