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Man's Life In Australia For Sale Online



SYDNEY, Australia - A painful breakup with his wife has prompted a man to put his entire life — his house, his car, his job, even his friends — up for sale online in an effort to start over.

Ian Usher, a British immigrant to Australia, said Tuesday he would auction everything he owns and more on e-Bay starting June 22.

"On the day it's all sold and settled, I intend to walk out of my front door with my wallet in one pocket and my passport in the other, nothing else at all," Usher says on his Web site.

Up for bid is Usher's three bedroom house in the western city of Perth and everything inside it, his car, motorcycle, jet ski and parachuting gear.

Usher says he is also selling a one-time introduction to his friends and a trial run at his job — a plan endorsed by his friends and his employer.

In media interviews on Tuesday, Usher said he wants a fresh start after realizing that most things in his current life remind him of the relationship he had with the wife of five years whom he broke up with more than a year ago.

"Everything that I have — the furniture in the house — all has memories attached to it," Usher, 44, told Seven Network television. "It's time to shed the old, and in with the new."

Usher said his life will be sold in one lot, and that bidders should expect to pay more than $390,000, which is the upper end of a realtor's valuation of his house that he has posted online.

Joy Jones, who co-owns the rug store in Perth where Usher worked as a shop assistant, said she liked the auction idea and wanted to help out. Joy Jones Rugs is offering the successful bidder a two-week trial, which could be extended for three months and then become permanent if it works out.

"When Ian came with this idea — because we had seen him go through a breakup of marriage and pain and bits and pieces — I thought it was really exciting," Jones told the Australian Broadcasting Corp. "We thought, why not give it a go?"

Usher said his friends in Perth had also proved willing to be introduced to the highest bidder — allowing him to advertise his auction as offering a complete lifestyle.

Usher, who was born in Darlington, England, planned to open the auction at noon Perth time on June 22 and accept the last bid exactly one week later.

He said he hopes to set off traveling, including a visit to his mother in England, as soon as the auction is over.

"My current thoughts are to then head to the airport, and ask at the flight desk where the next flight with an available seat goes to, and to get on that and see where life takes me from there," he wrote online.

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hitman111 : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

hitman111

10 votes NegativePositive

294 days 1 hour ago...

sex slave anyone?

RoughKnight : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

RoughKnight

26 votes NegativePositive

294 days 1 hour ago...

wow talk about bitch
only way to kill a woman is a stake through her heart

PizzaBoi : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

PizzaBoi

49 votes NegativePositive

294 days ago...

I wonder if this auction includes a kickass Australian accent as well.

KMCS : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

KMCS

16 votes NegativePositive

294 days ago...

I might try this, but I don`t think I could get more than maybe 25 dollars.

hellrazor : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

hellrazor

Hidden (Show Comment) -8 votes

294 days ago...

Well i`d be screwed then, cause im in the negative..

rhuitron : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

rhuitron

12 votes NegativePositive

293 days 23 hours ago...

"Everything that I have — the furniture in the house — all has memories attached to it,"

^ means bodily fluids.
lol

then watch that bitch look at the bid going, and she will come running back to him in a casa blanca-style ending.

and with any luck he will shoot her.

stoney : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

stoney

5 votes NegativePositive

293 days 22 hours ago...

see what bitches can do to you?

Godsim : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

Godsim

21 votes NegativePositive

293 days 21 hours ago...

"My current thoughts are to then head to the airport, and ask at the flight desk where the next flight with an available seat goes to, and to get on that and see where life takes me from there,"

Seriously, this guy is a hero.

Cloned : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Cloned

7 votes NegativePositive

293 days 19 hours ago...

fucking inspirational

japes : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

japes

-6 votes NegativePositive

293 days 18 hours ago...

I think the real problem here is that his name is Usher.

Dead666 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Dead666

Hidden (Show Comment) -9 votes

293 days 16 hours ago...

loser

Fallen_almost : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Fallen_almost

10 votes NegativePositive

293 days 15 hours ago...

well. much better than the typical way of dealing with a bitch which usually ends in suicide. But, what would be hilarious is if the guy who buys his life ends up with this guys ex.

jarcaf : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

jarcaf

5 votes NegativePositive

293 days 13 hours ago...

Next up, life-exchange firms for rich people who get bored with their dull, meaningless lives.

"Excuse me sir, I have a client who would like to buy your life."

rawrimadinosaur : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

rawrimadinosaur

10 votes NegativePositive

293 days 13 hours ago...

"Up for bid is Usher`s three bedroom house in the western city of Perth and everything inside it, his car, motorcycle, jet ski and parachuting gear"

"where Usher worked as a shop assistant"

How much does he get paid?!

darthbart : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

darthbart

0 votes NegativePositive

293 days 3 hours ago...

Woah...
All the best to that guy

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