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Owner Fights Off Meat Thief With Ham



GLOUCESTER, Mass. - A prosciutto-wielding meat thief in Gloucester met his match when a restaurant owner fought off the assault by slamming the thief's face with a ham.

Joe Scola of Scola's Place heard a noise in his restaurant last Wednesday, then saw a man fleeing with his arms full of meat from Scola's freezer.

Scola caught up, and started taking the meat back.

That's when the man raised a five pound log of frozen prosciutto over his head, presumably to whack Scola.

Luckily, Scola had his own frozen pig product on hand.

Scola told the Gloucester Daily Times that he slammed the ham in the man's face, leaving a gash. The thief was so stunned, he dropped the meat and ran.

Police searched the area, but couldn't find the suspect.

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  • Date 3/19/2008 7:39:50 AM
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King of Hearts : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

King of Hearts

43 votes NegativePositive

598 days 16 hours ago...

If you replace `meat`, `ham` and `prosciutto` with `penis`, you suddenly get a much funnier news story

kyo121 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

kyo121

9 votes NegativePositive

598 days 16 hours ago...

that goes to show...you can get away with stealing almost anything from a man...but never his meat, he`ll fight to the death for it.

Violetninja420 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Violetninja420

37 votes NegativePositive

598 days 16 hours ago...

A penis-wielding penis thief in Gloucester met his match when a restaurant owner fought off the assault by slamming the thief`s face with a penis.

Joe Scola of Scola`s Place heard a noise in his restaurant last Wednesday, then saw a man fleeing with his arms full of penis from Scola`s freezer.

Scola caught up, and started taking the penis back.

That`s when the man raised a five pound log of frozen penis over his head, presumably to whack Scola.

Luckily, Scola had his own frozen cock product on hand.

Scola told the Gloucester Daily Times that he slammed the penis in the man`s face, leaving a gash. The thief was so stunned, he dropped the penis and ran.

Police searched the area, but couldn`t find the suspect.

-I replaced the word "pig" with another barnyard animal. ;)

RoughKnight : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

RoughKnight

3 votes NegativePositive

598 days 15 hours ago...

^ LOL
thanks for the translation

rhuitron : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

rhuitron

1 votes NegativePositive

598 days 13 hours ago...

Joe Scola is Seriously hardcore!

"Wadda Ya mean yous goona steal mah meat!!"

baklavafiend : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

baklavafiend

2 votes NegativePositive

598 days 12 hours ago...

lol slamming his penis in the man`s face...

vyrtualdogg : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

vyrtualdogg

0 votes NegativePositive

598 days 5 hours ago...

HAHAHA! Can you imagine if they find this idiot?!

"what`re you in for?"

"Got bitch-slapped with a ham (penis)" lol

Fuzzyman123 : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

Fuzzyman123

0 votes NegativePositive

597 days 7 hours ago...

sounds like rather a "ham fisted" robbery. I know, I know...but it`s late and that`s the best I can come up with.

Joshmg25 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Joshmg25

0 votes NegativePositive

596 days 22 hours ago...

Watch, now the thief is going to sue the owner for assault, and will win.

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