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Animals That Are Better Than You

All these animals put you to shame. Please excuse the lame laugh-track.

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mohawkincuba : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

mohawkincuba

42 votes NegativePositive

164 days 13 hours ago...

never thought i would have penis envy of a pig! damn!

burninglegionx : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

burninglegionx

43 votes NegativePositive

164 days 13 hours ago...

^^^^ did you know that rats have similar sized balls as humans? damn rats.

awanis : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

awanis

6 votes NegativePositive

164 days 6 hours ago...

yo its a tapir not a pig like the video said.

Myungish : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Myungish

38 votes NegativePositive

163 days 18 hours ago...

damn i gotta learn to eat seal

Suffer : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Suffer

Hidden (Show Comment) -16 votes

163 days 17 hours ago...

I thought Cheetah`s could run at 100km/h?

Smokey-69er : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Smokey-69er

20 votes NegativePositive

163 days 17 hours ago...

hey chuck norris can match all that!!

oh wait.. Chuck isnt human...

dan101nad : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

dan101nad

4 votes NegativePositive

163 days 17 hours ago...

The video did not claim it was a pig you idiots. It said it looks like a mix between a pig and elephant.

dan_hunter1 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

dan_hunter1

-4 votes NegativePositive

163 days 17 hours ago...

lets see those tapir try to use their penis when we wiped them out with global warming.

neon neophyte : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

neon neophyte

14 votes NegativePositive

163 days 17 hours ago...

250 years? thats incredible. especially considering human life has only pushed 100 years with advances in medical science.

Tajumera : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Tajumera

49 votes NegativePositive

163 days 17 hours ago...

Imagine how long those things would live if they had cars, jobs and various breakfast cereals.

Bingaling : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Bingaling

45 votes NegativePositive

163 days 17 hours ago...

^ Probably about 15 minutes since every tortoise I`ve seen with a car is a lot flatter.

Joner : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Joner

-4 votes NegativePositive

163 days 16 hours ago...

"250 years? thats incredible. especially considering human life has only pushed 100 years with advances in medical science."

Or if your a Bible thumper, excess of 700 years...

Xrundstyr : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

Xrundstyr

6 votes NegativePositive

163 days 16 hours ago...

"awanis : yo its a tapir not a pig like the video said."

Like the clip says all these animals are better than you^^Get a hearing aid dumbass!

knucmo : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

knucmo

-3 votes NegativePositive

163 days 16 hours ago...

They might be better than you, but they`re not better than *me* ;P

mGoLos : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

mGoLos

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163 days 16 hours ago...

so old

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