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What Makes 100%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:-

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about these people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to these meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these question.

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H A R D W O R K

8+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But:

A T T I T U D E

1+20+20++9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And:

B U L L S H I T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%

AND, Look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that whilst hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's the bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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goodeyesniper : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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923 days 23 hours ago...

it would be funnier without the bull

angrykid : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

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922 days 1 hour ago...

wtf

xTsunade : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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921 days 22 hours ago...

heh

John_t1 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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921 days 17 hours ago...

ROFL!

Elfie : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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921 days 16 hours ago...

I've heard this before

darkklowntim : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

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920 days 4 hours ago...

Gotta tell that one to my math teacher. I hate that guy with his "give it 110% kids!"

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916 days ago...

wow, thats cool

hoover : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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913 days 5 hours ago...

i like

sketchy : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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913 days 1 hour ago...

not bad

anglerspole : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

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912 days 13 hours ago...

Like this

spikedtumor : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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907 days 3 hours ago...

stupid

Cyan47q : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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905 days 17 hours ago...

love it

ervis3h18 : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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899 days 19 hours ago...

im a math geek, never thought bout that

ormannay15 : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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2 votes NegativePositive

866 days 20 hours ago...

H A R D W O R K

8+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


wait how is the a in hardwork 18?

laxativesplz : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

laxativesplz

1 votes NegativePositive

861 days 17 hours ago...

It's actually 99%, he didn't include the "A"

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