OK. You are going to hate me. No, for realsies, if you watch the following video, we'll probably be in a fight the rest of the day. But, the way I see it, if every single person in my office was forced to sit through this yesterday (at my encouragement, of course), you have to as well. Just be happy that I decided to post it after breakfast (albeit, during lunch). What follows is probably the most extraordinary front-butt I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing in person or on any televised program ever before, including, but not limited to, President Skroob. It's a butt... in the front! Pretty convenient, right? But don't thank me. Thank Dr. Phil! Dr. Phil: Because when he has a show on morbid obesity, a front-butt is sure to follow. This is clearly what Britney's mom is upset about, right? Also, I'm sorry.