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3/8/2008 6:56:26 AM

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MewMew : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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188 days 13 hours ago...

He just ate Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, or Donatello. :(

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aquamammal : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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188 days 7 hours ago...

I love Man v Wild, but damn, I feel sorry for that Turtle.

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footstab : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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187 days 10 hours ago...

He stabbed and burnt that turtle...

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Tada : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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180 days 22 hours ago...

People above me are probably pussies who don`t see that most of their food is from living animals.

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gruel : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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180 days 22 hours ago...

^yeah but the food i eat doesn`t require me to stab the animal in its fucking face

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Oh Joo dunno : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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180 days 22 hours ago...

Geez poor turtle. Cant help but feel bad for it, but i guess thats life. :(

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grumpybear : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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180 days 21 hours ago...

i`d rather eat leaves :( that turtle belongs in the fridge with his family!

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h3adfuk : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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180 days 21 hours ago...

It`s eat or be eaten...... and I guess we`re safe until turtles evolve to become 15 foot maneaters

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Bollo Delux : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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180 days 21 hours ago...

^ even if they do turn into 15 foot maneaters, if you can`t out run one you deserve to be eaten.

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TeflonMonkey : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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180 days 21 hours ago...

i liked the first half of the first season he still ended up in bad situations, but he got smarted and the show got lamer.
he brought more support and stuff. my favorite is when he smokes a rabbit in the side of the head with the throwing stick, that turtule was to easy.

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Led Zeppelin : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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180 days 21 hours ago...

in all actuality, he didnt need to kill anything to eat, he was camped next to a grapefruit tree (you can see some grapefruits at 1:25 and 1:28) But its still very useful to see how to cook a turtle, because, if you were like me, you`d probably sit there for a couple of hours beating the shell like a idiot wondering how to get through to the meat to cook it.

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Jared247 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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180 days 20 hours ago...

// MewMew: He just ate Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, or Donatello. :( //

Actually this video explains how the TMNT were born,sort of. Off-camera this guy finds a toilet and sewer system - imagine that this scene is on a movie set rather than in the "wild" - so he proceeds to shit out what he just ate, flushes it and wa lah! The TMNT are born! How? Well don`t you remember they began their lives in the sewer ;)

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tomasd : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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180 days 20 hours ago...

that`s "tastes like chiken" bullshit just one step too far...

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daeve : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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180 days 20 hours ago...

well you heard the man, its shell is a pressure cooker. an animal built into a kitchen appliance is meant to be eaten as far as im concerned.

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griff297 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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180 days 17 hours ago...

wonder how much the discovery channel helped him with that one.....

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