A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in a
park.
The witness: They were fucking your honor
The judge: Could the witness put it in a more Sheakspearian way:
The witness: The park was Dark but caused no fear/ Until tiny sounds came to my ear/ There was this couple on the ground there and his balls were dangling in the air and you know his what was in her you know where / If that wasn't fucking your Honor I wasn't there
