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Computers In Movies

- Word processors never display a cursor.

- You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences.

- All monitors display inch-high letters.

- High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental institution, will have easy-to-understand graphical interfaces.

- Those that don`t will have incredibly powerful text-based command shells that can correctly understand and execute commands typed in plain English.

- Corollary: You can gain access to any information you want by simply typing "ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES" on any keyboard.

- Likewise, you can infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing "UPLOAD VIRUS." (See "Fortress")

- All computers are connected. You can access the information on the villain`s desktop computer, even if it`s turned off.

- Powerful computers beep whenever you press a key or whenever the screen changes. Some computers also slow down the output on the screen so that it doesn`t go faster than you can read. The *really* advanced ones also emulate the sound of a dot-matrix printer.

- All computer panels have thousands of volts and flash pots just underneath the surface. Malfunctions are indicated by a bright flash, a puff of smoke, a shower of sparks, and an explosion that forces you backward.

- People typing away on a computer will turn it off without saving the data.

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Fubumaki : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Fubumaki

1 votes NegativePositive

7 days 2 hours ago...

forgot to mention:-
- Random flashing LEDs

- Complex 3d enviroments for menu screen which give you the impression you are flying

- futuristic cyber-punk fashion victims are all computer genius` or gurus

- all lights in the world are connected to your palm pilot and you can turn them on and off at will, espescialy useful for beating/stopping traffic.

- by the time the film gets realesed all the technology they used is out of date

baldrodan : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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1 votes NegativePositive

3 days 22 hours ago...

^Also, no one ever uses a mouse. Ever.

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