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Bionic Contacts is Our Future

A new contact lens embedded with electronic circuits could be the seed for "bionic eyes" could gives you night vision, zoom power, and more.

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3/4/2008 3:05:43 AM

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SoStoned : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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635 days 10 hours ago...

amazing and kinda scary some pedophile is gonna get ahold of this shit... well i hope it will malfunction if it senses a goof and zaps the fuck outta his eye lol!

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BlackBanana69 : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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635 days 6 hours ago...

^ dude, i bet ur so stoned right now...

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gardendaleguy : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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635 days 5 hours ago...

^the HAM-burgaler "RABBLE RABBLE"

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draser : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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635 days 4 hours ago...

Holy shit, I can be just like the reading rainbow guy.

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draser : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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635 days 4 hours ago...

^too obscure?

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Dave Says : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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635 days ago...

will i have xray vision?

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oddbal : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

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634 days 16 hours ago...

^^ If thats you in that picture Dave. I don`t want x-ray vision.

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mateohrastn7 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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629 days 22 hours ago...

This will be something like in "I Am Legend". Great at first, but it will spread cancer or something after a month or so.

Even if it doesn`t it will still be on the target of hackers. It`s better they invent glasses that do that.

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DarthOmni : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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629 days 22 hours ago...

"The scientists do have some problems to get through first, like transmitting power wirelessly to the lens"
......yea, that`s a big one.

Cool idea though, could b the next step in our cushy lifestyles ;)

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Tada : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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629 days 21 hours ago...

"The lenses can also be used to improve our vision"

Yes unlike the current ones that just work on a placebo effect.

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fall_ark : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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629 days 20 hours ago...

ooh ooh! Can I shoot laser from my eyes?

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suc33d : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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629 days 20 hours ago...

Short circuits might be a bit painful.

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unknowndesi : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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629 days 19 hours ago...

ITS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER`S BROTHER

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ExeFBM : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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629 days 16 hours ago...

Instead of transmitting power to the lens, it`ll probably be easier to work on a nano-scale generator. If you can generate energy from blinking, maybe thru microscopic rollers on the lens surface, it could be completely self contained.

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WAKEupB4its2L8 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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629 days 16 hours ago...

^ Agreed. There was an idea floating around a couple years ago, that the sidewalks in Times Square in New York would be outfitted with shock-absorbers that would transfer the physical energy from people walking into electrical energy to help power street lamps, billboards, stop lights, etc. It would`ve ended up saving the city as well as private companies millions of dollars in their energy bills.

If, like you said, they could create a nano-generator that feeds off the motion of the eye-lid or even the eye itself, you`d have yourself one hell of an invention.

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