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Dallas Cowboys Suck

In this clip, a sports news guy completely owns the Dallas Cowboys by saying they suck in every aspect of the game.

  • krazytim
  • posted by krazytim
  • Date 8/17/2005 11:45:13 PM
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TheTickz : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

TheTickz

0 votes NegativePositive

1561 days 21 hours ago...

not that funny, but sucks to be dallas

euphanasia : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

euphanasia

1 votes NegativePositive

1561 days 21 hours ago...

seen this before..if u look closely when the guy has his hands on his head in defeat another guy walks by and u see his wang..i missed it until someone pointed it out

krazytim : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

krazytim

0 votes NegativePositive

1561 days 21 hours ago...

HAHA I totally missed that!

Grinch : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

Grinch

1 votes NegativePositive

1561 days 20 hours ago...

LOL! I'd be having my hands on my head if I saw that too! lol

chris1984 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

chris1984

-1 votes NegativePositive

1561 days 19 hours ago...

I think the funny part about this video is taht you see that, something that was broadcasted in national tv, not that the cowboys sux. Anyways wtf are you doing looking at his wang?eww

Lostprophet : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Lostprophet

-1 votes NegativePositive

1561 days 19 hours ago...

The human wang is a beautiful thang

TurkishPress : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

TurkishPress

0 votes NegativePositive

1561 days 12 hours ago...

with the expection of Richard Simmons.

Chuckus : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Chuckus

0 votes NegativePositive

1561 days 11 hours ago...

I think you missed the point of the caption. Although i haveto admit it was quite unclear.... Suck.... get it... SUCK... WANG..... SUCK + WANG = Fellatio

chilli kebab : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

chilli kebab

-5 votes NegativePositive

1561 days 6 hours ago...

AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS SHIT AS FUCK

Rusty : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

Rusty

-2 votes NegativePositive

1561 days 6 hours ago...

They should put a nudity warning in this video!

EurekaBooze : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

EurekaBooze

-1 votes NegativePositive

1561 days 5 hours ago...

Oh yea, that's ownage. NOT. Ownage isn't verbal, it's physical. People throw that word around too much, it's almost meaningless.

fanofdan : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

fanofdan

-1 votes NegativePositive

1561 days 4 hours ago...

that video should be adult u could clearly c his wang. and change the name itd atract more pple

Batman2324 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Batman2324

-1 votes NegativePositive

1561 days 3 hours ago...

BOOOOO, COWBOYS RULE!!!!

ROjz : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

ROjz

0 votes NegativePositive

1547 days 17 hours ago...

I dont get wots so funny???

iissexi : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

iissexi

0 votes NegativePositive

1546 days 4 hours ago...

haha his wang is so small too

Betons : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Betons

0 votes NegativePositive

1544 days 9 hours ago...

what's funny in this shit?

abandoned : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

abandoned

0 votes NegativePositive

1544 days 2 hours ago...

yea they have that on ebaumsworld.com its pretty gross

Cat_inthehat : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Cat_inthehat

0 votes NegativePositive

1543 days 6 hours ago...

haha his wang is so small too----its prolly cold in there

Kheiron : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Kheiron

0 votes NegativePositive

1541 days 20 hours ago...

Hahaha, jolly little bouncing wang in the background

bd123 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

bd123

0 votes NegativePositive

1538 days 2 hours ago...

I've seen this befor,

it aint so much as funny, but it's more like "haha dipshit".

zetz0r : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

zetz0r

0 votes NegativePositive

1535 days 22 hours ago...

lame

leth : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

leth

0 votes NegativePositive

1502 days ago...

This isnt about the dude dissing dallas, its about when the guy walks by in the back is wiener is flopping around

HideAndGoFuckYourself : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

HideAndGoFuckYourself

0 votes NegativePositive

1498 days 19 hours ago...

Yeah. He should have said something about " The dallas cowboys left their coach hanging once again as the patriots showed them who's boss. Here is a clip of one of the players sulking with his tail between his legs. "

On another note. The cowboys can roll joints one handed, down 40 ounce beers like taking shots and snort rails of cocaine the size of well...bigger than that big ass black dude's little weenar!

(M{SmokE}K) : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

(M{SmokE}K)

0 votes NegativePositive

1489 days 5 hours ago...

SEAHAWKS!

j-shadowless : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

j-shadowless

0 votes NegativePositive

1486 days 9 hours ago...

haaaaaahaaaaaaaaawanghaha

boredsometimes : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

boredsometimes

0 votes NegativePositive

1466 days 18 hours ago...

LOL. His wang was moving in slow motion uncensored on tv...oh man...i see why he'd have his hands on his head.

c8 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

c8

0 votes NegativePositive

1448 days 22 hours ago...

Who watches local sports news anyways? ESPN anyone?

blitzburgh : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

blitzburgh

0 votes NegativePositive

1433 days 22 hours ago...

is it just me or the code doesnt work on myspace??

bmx : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

bmx

0 votes NegativePositive

1429 days 3 hours ago...

I NO THE CODES DONT WORK ON MY SPACE....

wr3ck : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

wr3ck

0 votes NegativePositive

1414 days ago...

that guy has a small wang

tvain86 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

tvain86

0 votes NegativePositive

1371 days 14 hours ago...

that fat white guy cant do any of thigns anyway so who is he to talk

S1R 13L4D3 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

S1R 13L4D3

0 votes NegativePositive

1349 days 23 hours ago...

lol woot dallas sucks! Lets go giants!

Dr_Satori : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

Dr_Satori

0 votes NegativePositive

1344 days 3 hours ago...

I like lockerrooms so much...and I'm not gay or anything like that. But they're like a type of temple to me.

Omeko : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Omeko

-3 votes NegativePositive

1333 days 16 hours ago...

American football is very gay.

Renkuzer : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Renkuzer

0 votes NegativePositive

1315 days 6 hours ago...

hehe chipolata

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