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How To Speak Geek

The Internet's a confusing place, what with all this 1337 speak and LOL nonsense. What on Earth are all these nerds all talking about? Worry no more, as VideoJug presents this glossary of Internet terminology. A veritable Geek's Dictionary, if you will. You'll never get your ROLF mixed up with your NSFW ever again...

  • geoblaze
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  • Date 2/21/2008 10:05:05 AM
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candu : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

candu

25 votes NegativePositive

273 days 5 hours ago...

ZOMG this film is L4M3

kAyOs : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

kAyOs

Hidden (Show Comment) -26 votes

273 days 5 hours ago...

person below me is racist

The Jap : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

The Jap

21 votes NegativePositive

273 days 2 hours ago...

^omg im not r4c1st u n00b

Unmannedperson : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Unmannedperson

13 votes NegativePositive

273 days 1 hour ago...

BTW, in 1337speak, w00t stands for: We Own the Other Team.

DirTyFilThyJeRZ : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

DirTyFilThyJeRZ

2 votes NegativePositive

272 days 14 hours ago...

TrIpPle O G....

daver18qc : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

daver18qc

5 votes NegativePositive

272 days 13 hours ago...

LOL@n00b pointing gun at himself !

CortexReaver : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

CortexReaver

5 votes NegativePositive

272 days 13 hours ago...

I miss the days when only elite knew what 1337 means. I was young and had no trouble with prostate.

YouWillSuffer : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

YouWillSuffer

0 votes NegativePositive

272 days 13 hours ago...

ph43r this films 1337 skills

dan4ucd : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

dan4ucd

24 votes NegativePositive

272 days 13 hours ago...

1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15 y0u r34||y n33d 70 637 |41d

Gixxer : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

Gixxer

7 votes NegativePositive

272 days 13 hours ago...

ur right about that dan4ucd.. I always need to

jdan : LVL 51: VP 5: said:

jdan

7 votes NegativePositive

272 days 13 hours ago...

aehaerera/W9MU 42T[Wbtq;hj yA P`34\UROWY.TBZDEWY V8 OWQL

ya ok i jus mashed my keyboard. but i bet someone somewhere out there is laughing their ass off cus they understood that

smokemylungs : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

smokemylungs

4 votes NegativePositive

272 days 12 hours ago...

@dan4ucd
I read the 1st 3 words and knew what it said.
Does that mean I need to get laid really badly?
Sux0r

nyforever : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

nyforever

8 votes NegativePositive

272 days 12 hours ago...

"1f y0u c4n r34d 7h15 y0u r34||y n33d 70 637 |41d"
*TRANSLATION*
"If you can read this you really need to get laid"


L0L \/3r`/ PhU|\||\|`/. |-|0\/\/3\/3r, 1Ph 4|\|`/0|\|3 (4|\| 4(7U4LL`/ /\/\4|<3 0U7 7|-|1$ /\/\3$$493, (0|\|9r47UL4710|\|$. 0|-| 4|\|D 937 L41D 0Ph (0Ur$3.

>.>
<.<

TheRepostPolice : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

TheRepostPolice

9 votes NegativePositive

272 days 12 hours ago...

^wtf?

aalleexx : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

aalleexx

5 votes NegativePositive

272 days 12 hours ago...

lol very funny. however if anyone can actually make out this message, congratulations. Oh and get laid of course.

that was more work than it was worth

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