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Church Urges Hanky Panky Among Members

A southwest Florida church issued a challenge for its married members: Hanky panky every day. Relevant Church head pastor Paul Wirth issued the 30-day sex challenge to take on high divorce rates.

"And that's no different for people who attend church," Wirth said Sunday. "Sometimes life gets in the way. Our jobs get in the way."

The challenge doesn't extend to unwed congregants, however.

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NuclearGhostz : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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648 days 19 hours ago...

....
Amen to that.

Led Zeppelin : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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648 days 18 hours ago...

wtf does hanky panky mean? I assume sex but at first I thought masturbation.

nyforever : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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648 days 18 hours ago...

Basically the church wants you to have sex everyday for 30days.

grumpybear : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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648 days 18 hours ago...

people who go to church seem uptight anyway, maybe if they bonked uglies more often, they`d loosen up and have a better time! lol

Jon_Snow : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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648 days 18 hours ago...

Hanky panky...really? Jesus fucking Christ at least the church I grew up in as a kid called sex by its name instead of resorting to kindergarten jargon.

stbasdf : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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648 days 18 hours ago...

wow. how stupid is that. that`s the most stupidest least thought out plan to fix things. sex will not change the underlying causes of marriage problems. what happens if they get pregnant and still divorce? that kid`s going to have to live through a lot of crap. plus they encourage it when their religion discourages it (while unmarried), when they`re all consensual adults. hypocrites.

superdan: "Basically you`re saying that married couples shouldn`t have sex if there are problems in the marriage because they might get pregnant."
no i didn`t say that they shouldn`t have sex if they have marriage problems, i said sex by itself is not going to solve any of their problems. i didn`t say don`t do it because you`re going to get pregnant either, i said pregnancy with possible single parenting may be a consequence of this plan for couples in danger of divorcing, read better. don`t put words in my mouth

yungg : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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648 days 18 hours ago...

white girls are very thick

Violetninja420 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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648 days 17 hours ago...

Being a priest much be such a mindfuck, "Everyone go out and have sex all the time, everyday. If anyone needs me ill be here...in the church...all by myself...not really doing a whole lot..."

SuperDan : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

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648 days 14 hours ago...

WTF? You guys totally either missed the point or part of what was said or you have a completely wrong idea of Christianity. The article says the pastor challenged MARRIED members to have sex once a day for 30 days. This forces them to learn more about each other or they give up plus this happened awhile back. Not a LONG time ago but not like last week. Christianity and even Catholicism have never said don`t have sex period, you`re only supposed to after you`re married. These days that`s not going to happen but I`ll tell you what, if you`re REALLY into your spouse then you`ll definitely learn more about each other because you have to start being more creative.
stbasdf, you`re just fuckin ignorant. Basically you`re saying that married couples shouldn`t have sex if there are problems in the marriage because they might get pregnant.

gremwood : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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648 days 13 hours ago...

Can I take on this challenge with the ones in the picture?

Taq : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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648 days 13 hours ago...

^^ please read that if you didnt understand the article. They are trying to improve MARRIED relations to help stop divorces.

Mind you all the people screaming other peoples names than their spouse`s might not help :P

bushbasher85 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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648 days 6 hours ago...

I make some hanky-panky with the one in the middle

Acer_Vartan : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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648 days 4 hours ago...

ya, because having sex with your fat, unattractive wife is going to HELP your marriage. Hell, not having sex is probably the only thing stopping people form killing each other at home.

bigvi : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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648 days 4 hours ago...

Thank god it doesn`t cover the unwed....

Having to sleep each day with the wife AND mistress?

Grabesstille : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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647 days 23 hours ago...

My girlfriend reads a lot of magazines that talk about sec - it said in one that lack of sex is one of, if not the biggest, factors in failed marriages/relationships. No idea if there is any truth to that though.

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