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Priests And Their Nicotine

Two priests were in the bathroom talking, when one saw that the other had a Nicoderm patch on his penis. He said, "I think that is supposed to go on your arm."

The other replied: "Nah, it's working fine for me there. I am down to two butts a day."

  • Scienott
  • posted by Scienott
  • Date 2/7/2006 10:48:01 AM
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  • Sexual (non-nudity), Offensive

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taximan89 : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

taximan89

0 votes NegativePositive

1028 days 19 hours ago...

weak

Shandyman : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

Shandyman

2 votes NegativePositive

1027 days 13 hours ago...

I say that this is offensive; lets go riot, blow up some embassies and proclaim ourselves to be followers of a religion of peace.


No wait, thats the other guys.

goodeyesniper : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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0 votes NegativePositive

1024 days 22 hours ago...

HAHAHA

DONGIVEASHIT : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

DONGIVEASHIT

-4 votes NegativePositive

1023 days 3 hours ago...

SHANDYMAN STICK TO THE JOKE NOT OTHERS OR ILL STICK IT UP UR ASS
I DON THINK ITS FUNNY CUZ IT IS OFFENSIVE TO OTHER PEOPLE AS THAT WAS OFFENSIVE FOR US BUT IF U R INSENSITIVE THEN FU

trixsta10 : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

trixsta10

-1 votes NegativePositive

1017 days 8 hours ago...

haha.that is so funny

joselmo1989 : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

joselmo1989

-1 votes NegativePositive

965 days 7 hours ago...

??? is it only me , or u guys dun get the joke too

marilyn_6126 : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

marilyn_6126

0 votes NegativePositive

869 days 13 hours ago...

That was just......ewww. Wrong.

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