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How To Tell Time

David Allen on teaching a child how to tell time

  • Isohunt
  • posted by Isohunt
  • Date 2/19/2008 9:28:16 AM
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15 Comments

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koryo : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

koryo

15 votes NegativePositive

644 days 17 hours ago...

lol, I can sympathize. It was a pain to teach my daughter how to read a clock.

GHod : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

GHod

3 votes NegativePositive

643 days 22 hours ago...

the only time you need to know is 4:20

everything else is unimportant

phntmlrd69 : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

phntmlrd69

13 votes NegativePositive

643 days 22 hours ago...

Anyone who has kids can attest to how difficult it is to teach a child the numerous idiosyncracies of the human condition. Sometimes we people have to make things more difficult than they really need to be.

scruples : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

scruples

16 votes NegativePositive

643 days 22 hours ago...

I remember my parents buying me a digital wristwatch cause they were too lazy to teach me.

Doronila : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

Doronila

3 votes NegativePositive

643 days 21 hours ago...

Great comedy. Must have spent a long time coming up with that :)

Vidder : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Vidder

3 votes NegativePositive

643 days 21 hours ago...

this is what schools do.

rudi23 : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

rudi23

3 votes NegativePositive

643 days 20 hours ago...

this guy is so funny...

Doqaz : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

Doqaz

3 votes NegativePositive

643 days 20 hours ago...

A day is made of a day and a night. So a day is made of two days and a night... so a day is made of two days and three nights, because first it was dark, so it was night, and then it was day and then night, it was half a day and a whole day. So we have a day and a half, one day and a night, and a day or night, if it`s a day, then it`s another day and a night.

omgitslong : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

omgitslong

3 votes NegativePositive

643 days 20 hours ago...

anyone noticed his left index finger??

julianvdv : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

julianvdv

1 votes NegativePositive

643 days 19 hours ago...

"May your god go with you."
good line i think, what i heard was:
" If you believe in a god fine just keep it out of my face and theres no problem"

Also this was much needed clean and original stand-up.
thank you.

Shifty : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Shifty

0 votes NegativePositive

643 days 19 hours ago...

ah i remember when i learned to tell time and my parents told me to wait 10 minutes before we went out and i counted those 10 minutes boy was i an anoying lil fuk =D

RyRySoFly11 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

RyRySoFly11

3 votes NegativePositive

643 days 18 hours ago...

funny how difficult it actually is to explain time and I wonder how on earth I figured it out while the 5 kids in my study hall in 11th grade had to learn how to tell the time on a clock because they never knew and they were 16.... tsk tsk

FEB_ONE : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

FEB_ONE

4 votes NegativePositive

643 days 15 hours ago...

As a kid I always got confused with the fact that each 15mins. is called a quarter. My teacher thought it`d be a good idea to confuse the shit out of us by teaching us how to tell time and learn how to count money at the same time. I hated the fact she would tell us .25 meant a quarter and so did 15. Bitch...

KMCS : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

KMCS

2 votes NegativePositive

643 days 11 hours ago...

anyone else need to turn there volume all the way up just to hear this video?

SOLSTAR : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

SOLSTAR

0 votes NegativePositive

643 days 7 hours ago...

uhhh... ok, but why, again, is the sky blue?

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