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Pastor Delivers A Miracle

Watch as the all powerful prophet, Kerney Thomas, delivers a miracle on national television.

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Mungo9000 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Mungo9000

30 votes NegativePositive

643 days 12 hours ago...

ROFL@ Did you feel that? - "No I didn`t"

Hopefully this experience will teach him that despite god`s omnipotence, doctors are better than ministers when it comes to your health.

So long as there are desperate and dumbass people in the world who will sacrifice common sense for magical beliefs, there will always be room for snakeoil religious bullshit.

craptastic1 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

craptastic1

23 votes NegativePositive

643 days 8 hours ago...

ca...can we cut to commercial or someth....

klavlav : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

klavlav

23 votes NegativePositive

643 days 7 hours ago...

"no...the pain is still there...and now my eardrums are bleeding, too...what?"

Do these people make a living doing this? Do they make money?! That should be illegal. Yeah, believe what you want to believe, share the "good news" to others, fine. But it should simply be against the law to sell things to people, especially as "cures", that cannot be objectively proven to work.

The EU is in the process of enacting tough false-advertising laws. Frauds like these and their religions should definitely be indicted.

It`s about consumer protection; people who are in pain, disabled (mentally and/or physically), sick, old, or otherwise vulnerable should not have their money stolen. That`s been happening for thousands of years. It`s the 21st century, now. It`s time for this to stop.

kashshaptu : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

kashshaptu

23 votes NegativePositive

643 days 7 hours ago...

no he delivers these slices of heaven for free, headolo boco sha!

klavlav : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

klavlav

10 votes NegativePositive

643 days 6 hours ago...

Ah, I see you speaka hisa language! Maybe there`s a Berlitz or Rosetta Stone course. Now there`s a money-making idea! "Speaking in Tongues" (vol.1) the 13 CD set, now *only* $199.99! Call now and get volume 2 for *only* $100! That`s a savings of almost 50%!!

PaaTy : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

PaaTy

0 votes NegativePositive

641 days 12 hours ago...

"Hopefully this experience will teach him that despite god`s omnipotence, doctors are better than ministers when it comes to your health."

No, the caller probably permanently lost the use of their arms shortly after this. Oh and people still blindly follow crocks of shit like this to their death bed.

And there is no god.

anime fan : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

anime fan

10 votes NegativePositive

639 days 20 hours ago...

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?? >:D

sorry... cant help myself.... (-_-)

The Jap : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

The Jap

30 votes NegativePositive

639 days 5 hours ago...

Its not god, its GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

stbasdf : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

stbasdf

5 votes NegativePositive

639 days 4 hours ago...

i feel sorry for the caller, she should know better than to call them for help, but shame on them for taking advantage of ppl who look to them for a sliver of hope. when i heard him say `god` it just cracked me up, i`ve never heard anyone say it like that before

Kanthalas : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Kanthalas

5 votes NegativePositive

639 days 4 hours ago...

Retard, shoulda prayed to Vishnu.

Pardis : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Pardis

4 votes NegativePositive

639 days 4 hours ago...

what did she say about a handkerchief?

thinkbolt : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

thinkbolt

2 votes NegativePositive

639 days 3 hours ago...

wow! had a good laugh!

thebeardedhonky : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

thebeardedhonky

2 votes NegativePositive

639 days 3 hours ago...

It always hurts me as a Christian when people look to God as a magician rather than what He really is. He CAN heal people and He CAN do all these things beyond our abilities... but honestly, why would He do such things for a TV show. And what makes people think that yelling at God is going to make Him do something?

tootles : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

tootles

1 votes NegativePositive

639 days 1 hour ago...

And yet, we sit here and consider it a prerequisite for those we elect into office to hold such silly beliefs. Think about it. Do you think a presidential candidate even has a remote shot of winning an election if let`s say, he didn`t believe in God?

Unheard of!

And that`s the sad reality of the delusional world we live in.

thenonexistentgod : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

thenonexistentgod

-1 votes NegativePositive

638 days 20 hours ago...

LOL see why i laugh at all religion and call my self the nonexistentgod cuz this shit is pointless hahaha man hilarious....fuck yo god nigga ja ja ja

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