Upgrade your browser!

Skip to Content

Jokes / Random Jokes /

Soap Thief

Q: What kind of person steals soap? A: A dirty crook

  • Views: 684
  • All Ages
  • All Ages

Tags Tags: dirty joke

Related Media

  • Video:Joke Breasts
  • Joke Breasts
  • Fun party favors for the kids.
  • Votes 4.43/5 - Views 2911 - Comments 6
  • Video:In Soviet Russia...
  • In Soviet Russia...
  • In America, Fire Extinguisher's save lives. In Soviet R. . .
  • Votes 3.55/5 - Views 406 - Comments 5
  • Video:Dirty Chick
  • Dirty Chick
  • CCTV footage of a blond picking her ass in a store
  • Votes 3.8/5 - Views 7166 - Comments 30
  • Video:30 Rock Therapy
  • 30 Rock Therapy
  • Jack brings Tracy to therapy to stop dog fighting.
  • Votes 4.33/5 - Views 4009 - Comments 4
  • Video:Baptism Cannon Ball
  • Baptism Cannon Ball
  • This kid shows off a little and does a cannon ball at c. . .
  • Votes 3.87/5 - Views 737 - Comments 6
  • Video:Dirty Car Art
  • Dirty Car Art
  • This guy is pretty amazing, all I came up with was "Was. . .
  • Votes 4.37/5 - Views 2475 - Comments 7
  • Video:CRIME OF PASSION
  • CRIME OF PASSION
  • A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She. . .
  • Votes 4.14/5 - Views 418 - Comments 0
  • Video:Two Hydrogen Atoms
  • Two Hydrogen Atoms
  • Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says 'I've lost my electro. . .
  • Votes 3.76/5 - Views 501 - Comments 0

View All


Rate This Joke:
Rate it 0.5 Rate it 1.0 Rate it 1.5 Rate it 2.0 Rate it 2.5 Rate it 3.0 Rate it 3.5 Rate it 4.0 Rate it 4.5 Rate it 5.0

4.1 out of 5 based on 171 votes

Rating Results:
Earn XP by sharing this video!
learn more

Joke URL:

Embedded Link:

Send This Video To A Cell Phone! Digg

2 Comments

Current View: 15 / Show all Comments

Paragon : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Paragon

0 votes NegativePositive

373 days 23 hours ago...

LOL ROFLMA PMSL ROFLCOPTR

The best joke ever to have existed.

-yt- : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

-yt-

0 votes NegativePositive

299 days 13 hours ago...

where do you hide your money from a mexican maid.... under a bar of soap

Post a Comment:

Avatar

The Spikedhumor Drawing!Drawing Coming Soon!
Prize
Entry Dates: 9/8/2007-9/14/2009

Recent Blog Posts

Gifs [11.21.09] / [11.22.09]

Gifs [11.20.09]

Couple Busted For Refusing To...

Pimp Calls Off Rabbi's Drug F...

Paedophile Scare Keeps Santa ...

Agents Seize 316,000 Bongs In...

Woman Leaves $40,000 At Shrin...

Baby Girl Named After Car

Hotlinks on Spiked

Motorola Verizon DROID review

15 Best Prison Movies

Worst DVD Bootleg Covers

The Top 10 Doomsday Prophecies

UFC 106: Ortiz vs. Griffin 2

Assassin's Creed 2 Cheats for the Xbox 360

Spiked Classics of 2008

How NOT To Tow A Car
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.6
  • 5
309873
bluflame
View Profile
Level: 40
Voting Power: 4.8

Argentinians Punish Thief
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.2
  • 5
458864
ratbag1410
View Profile
Level: 33
Voting Power: 4.2

One Armed Basketball Play...
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.7
  • 5
336349
boldfart
View Profile
Level: 40
Voting Power: 4.8

Real Time with Bill Mahe...
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.4
  • 5
133152
PorridgeGun
View Profile
Level: 50
Voting Power: 5

This Squid Is Insane
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.4
  • 5
387162
kashshaptu
View Profile
Level: 35
Voting Power: 4.3

The Tank Man 1/8
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.7
  • 5
165825
Zytemis
View Profile
Level: 34
Voting Power: 4.2

B2 Bomber Crashes
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.5
  • 5
315238
TheRepostPolice
View Profile
Level: 37
Voting Power: 4.5

The Tank Man 8/8
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.5
  • 5
191781
Zytemis
View Profile
Level: 34
Voting Power: 4.2

The Tank Man 7/8
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.5
  • 5
61590
Zytemis
View Profile
Level: 34
Voting Power: 4.2

The Tank Man 5/8
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.5
  • 5
01598
Zytemis
View Profile
Level: 34
Voting Power: 4.2

The Tank Man 6/8
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.5
  • 5
61531
Zytemis
View Profile
Level: 34
Voting Power: 4.2

The Tank Man 4/8
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.6
  • 5
01624
Zytemis
View Profile
Level: 34
Voting Power: 4.2

The Tank Man 3/8
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.6
  • 5
62007
Zytemis
View Profile
Level: 34
Voting Power: 4.2

The Tank Man 2/8
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.6
  • 5
32707
Zytemis
View Profile
Level: 34
Voting Power: 4.2

One World Government
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.5
  • 5
524679
jdm42397
View Profile
Level: 36
Voting Power: 4.4

Co-pilot Dies In Mid Flig...
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.4
  • 5
173651
delt_osvp
View Profile
Level: 48
Voting Power: 5

The Great Hamster`s Escap...
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.1
  • 5
244505
Neferati
View Profile
Level: 42
Voting Power: 5

SR-71 Blackbird At The Ai...
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4.5
  • 5
243338
TigerRenko
View Profile
Level: 42
Voting Power: 5