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19-year-old charged with having sex with a 15-year-old girl

ALLENTOWN, Pa. — A Pottsville, Pa., man convinced a 15-year-old girl he was part werewolf and part vampire before sexually assaulting her, police say.

Kristian Allen Carl, 19, also believed he was a supernatural mixed breed, police say.

"He convinced himself he was a hybrid — a combination werewolf and vampire," Pottsville police Sgt. James Joos said. "He had convinced the girl he was, too."

To prove to police he was indeed a genuine vampire/werewolf, Carl "showed me his canine teeth," Joos said. "I let him know that all mammals, including humans, have canine teeth."

Joos said Carl also told police he had a "guardian dragon that protected him from evildoers."

Carl was charged with statutory sexual assault after admitting he had sexual intercourse with the girl, who told police he was her boyfriend, on Nov. 14, 2007, according to an affidavit Joos filed.

Carl knew the girl's age and was aware he could "get in trouble" for having sex with a girl under age 16, Joos wrote. Carl told police he had met the girl the previous night and the two went to a friend's apartment to spend the night.

Carl remains free on $25,000 unsecured bail, Joos said.

"He's being held culpable for his actions," Joos said.

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zero1324 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

zero1324

42 votes NegativePositive

631 days 21 hours ago...

guardian dragons wont protect you in ass rape prison

Naruto_Freak_92 : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

Naruto_Freak_92

7 votes NegativePositive

631 days 20 hours ago...

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! HE`S AN EVEN BIGGER NERD THAN I AM!!!

KashV1 : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

KashV1

7 votes NegativePositive

631 days 20 hours ago...

"But wait! i can`t go out in sunlight"

"That`s because your albino...."

stbasdf : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

stbasdf

28 votes NegativePositive

631 days 20 hours ago...

sooo tell me again why any girl would go out with a guy like that?

Nny (Admin) : LVL 65: VP 5: said:

Nny

32 votes NegativePositive

631 days 20 hours ago...

^ Because she was a fatty and couldn`t do any better?

baklavafiend : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

baklavafiend

9 votes NegativePositive

631 days 19 hours ago...

^^ Maybe she was semi-retarded.
oops, i meant handicapped.

ckyvick : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

ckyvick

0 votes NegativePositive

631 days 18 hours ago...

this is what happens when you take something like evolution out of context, much funnier than religion

klavlav : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

klavlav

16 votes NegativePositive

631 days 16 hours ago...

He sounds like a fool, but from the details provided in the article it hardly looks like he deserves to be arrested / chraged. He`s 19, she`s 15, she says they`re boyfriend/girlfirend, not that he did anything wrong other than that measly age difference.

This sounds like yet another case of puritan American age-of-consent laws out of control.

Besides, maybe she likes it doggy-stle. Buy her a leash and muzzle and let him go.

Bhujerba : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Bhujerba

5 votes NegativePositive

631 days 14 hours ago...

^^ I read one of your posts, klavlav, on the french sex-ed of young students. See, in America, this is just yet another example of how our views on sexuality are severely behind the times.

amithar : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

amithar

7 votes NegativePositive

631 days 13 hours ago...

^ aw now i feel bad for laughing at hell`s joke ... ok maybe just one more quick chuckle.

Gumpster : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

Gumpster

-6 votes NegativePositive

631 days 12 hours ago...

Oh! i bet you the jew`s would say that! i mean joo`s.. *cough*

First487 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

First487

1 votes NegativePositive

631 days 6 hours ago...

What puzzles me is how exactly the police got involved. As dense as they are, I doubt either of the couple would have gone to the police, which implies they told someone else and therefore bought it on themselves.

By the way, isn`t it interesting that you never hear of women being sent to prison for having sex with consenting 15-year old boys?

Godsim : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

Godsim

4 votes NegativePositive

631 days 6 hours ago...

^it`s because of the sexism against "menkind". Maybe it sounds funny, but when you pay attention you will find it very often in our society.

Micmac988 : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Micmac988

2 votes NegativePositive

630 days 18 hours ago...

I wonder if he`ll roll that 7-7-12 he needs to get out of jail...

(lame fantasy game joke)

Acer_Vartan : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Acer_Vartan

1 votes NegativePositive

630 days 12 hours ago...

^ you got beaten up lots as a kid right?

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