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How soccer wusses are faking it and how rugby warriors are making it!

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Capitaine Quebec : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Capitaine Quebec

12 votes NegativePositive

286 days 10 hours ago...

I like to play soccer, but professionals player are sissies, they pull off a show to get the other team a foul. Grow balls play the real game.

boldfart : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

boldfart

15 votes NegativePositive

286 days 10 hours ago...

Football sucks, American football doubly so( they only play with body amour and for a max or 3 mins.) Rugby is a real sport no pansies allowed.

Led Zeppelin : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Led Zeppelin

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286 days 9 hours ago...

yeah and those little short shorts and knee high socks Rugby players wear are FABULOUSTH as well.

boldfart : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

boldfart

12 votes NegativePositive

286 days 9 hours ago...

^ Led Z you may want to talk to your shrink about your fantasies. Probably much better than coming out on Spiked.

smilingjoe : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

smilingjoe

-6 votes NegativePositive

286 days 7 hours ago...

I didnt see a single hit in that highlight of rugby, it was more just being dragged to the ground. I`ve seen third graders hit harder then them. If your gonna show something that proves rugby players are tough, at least show them getting hit.

Led Zeppelin : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Led Zeppelin

-3 votes NegativePositive

286 days 7 hours ago...

^apparrently body spearing is illegal in rugby, when I used to live in England I played Rugby in my school and was banned from the field the very first game for Spearing some guy, I bruised my collar bone and he got winded right the fuck out.

kilimanjaro : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

kilimanjaro

5 votes NegativePositive

286 days 6 hours ago...

Loved to see the two extremes there. The football WC final was rediculous with the amount of dives, and that rugby WC final was really rough and a lot of foul play going on. BUT it does show the contrast really well.

vyrtualdogg : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

vyrtualdogg

11 votes NegativePositive

286 days 5 hours ago...

I was lucky enough to be at that game in `03. soooo sad lol.

You should`ve put some all blacks plays in there for some real contrast. Rugby is one of the greatest sports on Earth! It`s more technical, harder to play, tougher to play, and certainly manlier than wussy soccer. If it were a rugby game, the ref wouldn`t be standing over you going "are you ok luv?", he`d be yelling "Get the fuck up you pussy".

I can`t remember who said it, but it was hillarious and I`m stealing it..
"The hardest thing about playing soccer is telling your parents you`re gay"
lol

Sloragoth : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Sloragoth

-3 votes NegativePositive

285 days 16 hours ago...

See the Springboks at the end of the video. World champs 2007 motherfuckers! BOKKE!!

smilingjoe : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

smilingjoe

-5 votes NegativePositive

285 days 13 hours ago...

Wow I used to defend rugby players before I knew they basically can`t get hit.

funberg : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

funberg

7 votes NegativePositive

285 days 12 hours ago...

You haven`t played rugby until you get your face stitched up as fast as you can and get back in the game.

I`d like to see a footballer (soccer or American) play with the ability to squirt beer out of the cleat marks in their face.

Sirex : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Sirex

3 votes NegativePositive

284 days 17 hours ago...

smilingjeo. the contents of this thread are a crock of shit, by the way, if you want to see why a spear tackle is banned, look here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsXJyDHFKn0

its not a case of "they cant be hit" its a case of "turning someone upsidedown and smashing their neck into the ground will kill you, m`kay?".

saltesc : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

saltesc

-2 votes NegativePositive

282 days 14 hours ago...

"Forget about soccer, Leave them to cry. Get into the real game."

I counter that quote with;

"Forget about being bruised, bled and tacked by super spikey shoes. Get into the real game and earn 3 times as much with bonuses for every injury faked."

I agree some soccer players are pussies... but all this vid did for me was bash the Italians.

smilingjoe : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

smilingjoe

-2 votes NegativePositive

282 days 14 hours ago...

yes funberg its entirely possible to squirt beer out of cleat marks in their face. Just because most are pussies doesnt mean all are pussy`s. i once got stomped in the face 2 teeth gone, a broken nose and a broken cheek bone, still played 30 minutes of the second half.
Im not talking about a spear tackle, different then spearing someone. Spearing is where you lead with the head first for a running tackle.

CollegeJoe : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

CollegeJoe

4 votes NegativePositive

282 days 13 hours ago...

I`ve played with a Rugby team, real fun guys and overall def hardcore than football. When I was by a bar, a friend noticed i didn`t care for football, he said `I forgot you don`t like sports.`

I told him, I do like sports but don`t consider football one of them....

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