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Barash : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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301 days 13 hours ago...

joe rogan sucks.

Barash : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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301 days 13 hours ago...

hes also a flaming faggot trying to hide it by being extremely misogynistic.

dude_from_detroit : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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301 days 11 hours ago...

I like Joe Rogan, he has balls...

But he obviously doesn`t read, or he could add the epic of gilgamesh, which is the almost exactly the same story, was written a couple thousand years before the bible.

Only 1 of many stories plagiarized in the bible.Also called "the greatest story ever told"

klavlav : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

klavlav

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301 days 11 hours ago...

The Bible is a bigger load of crap than Dianetics.

Monstiere81 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Monstiere81

22 votes NegativePositive

301 days 9 hours ago...

I don`t know about that. It`s hard to beat a nuclear bomb dropped in the middle of volcano which released ghosts that attached themselves to the souls of all mankind, forcing them to believe in Christ. Xenudamn people.

ThreadbareSaint : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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301 days 7 hours ago...

Wait... Nuke in a Volcano? That`s their deal? Now that would`ve been a better movie than Battlefield: Earth... Possibly.

PaaTy : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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301 days 6 hours ago...

Monstiere81, an old guy gathering up 2 of every species (mind you, the total estimate of species on earth is between 3 million to 30 million) onto a boat. That seems a little more farfetched than a psycho alien nuking volcanoes...

I take that back, they are both equally retarded.

klavlav : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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301 days 4 hours ago...

^^^ But cutting off foreskins?!?!

Say what you will about Scientologists, but amputating foreskins?! I mean, c`mon! WTF?!

(and bashing babies heads against rocks, and stoning women and children to death, etc. etc. etc.)

Jareardy : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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301 days 3 hours ago...

Wow, he obviously doesn`t know what he`s talking about

http://www.carm.org/questions/noahsark.htm

PaaTy : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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301 days 2 hours ago...

^Ok, first of all "Did the flood really happen? Yes. Jesus said in Matt. 24:37-39 that the flood happened. If you can`t trust Jesus, you can`t trust anyone."

That right there just destroys this whole magical story. Also, you can`t trust someone that never existed.

Second, Noah is 480 years old when he starts the ark, if you have been living under a rock your whole life, that age is impossible. Don`t try to tell me he was some super being blessed by god, you would look like an idiot.

Third, we are still discovering new species every day, what I posted was an estimate of all the known and unknown species, it is scientifically accurate and doesn`t need a bullshit bible story to back it up.

Fourth, They referred to the bible as if it were proof that it happened, fail.

Jareardy : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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301 days 2 hours ago...

if you actually read up on genetics, you would know that researchers have found genes that control age in worms right now and are trying to manipulate them to increase lifespan. They`ve already increased the lives of the worms significantly.

reference:
http://biosingularity.wordpress.com/2005/12/2
5/scientistists-discover-a-gene-that-regulates-lifespan/

second, all of those species have been derived from a `master` species (i.e you can have 100 different types of dogs, but they all came from a dog.) So thats a possibility.

third, if you already have decided the bible isn`t truth I`m sorry for you.

swords : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

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300 days 21 hours ago...

^^ Why would you feel sorry for someone who believes the bible isn`t true? There are many different people from many different walks of life on this planet. Each of whom has the absolute right to take their life in any direction they so chose.

Personally, I feel we need to start realizing our potential as humans and take our lives into our own hands rather than depending on someone from 2000 years ago to do it for us.

We are intelligent, we are durable, we are the masters of our own destiny. Lets start acting like it.

Angry_Naked_Ant : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Angry_Naked_Ant

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300 days 21 hours ago...

Anonymous went and pissed God off

Jareardy : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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300 days 21 hours ago...

Yes, they absolutely have the right to take their lives in the direction they choose. And I have the absolute right to say that its the wrong direction and tell them why if they want to listen.

The reason I feel sorry for them is the ultimate end that they are heading to, and they dont see it. THAT makes me incredible sad.

seescruffyrun : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

seescruffyrun

5 votes NegativePositive

300 days 20 hours ago...

"i`m all for believing there`s a perpose to life, but i just want it to make a little sence."

smartest most direct way to puncture a hole in ALL the bible stories. that one sentence right there.

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