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Be nice to Asians at the dry cleaners. Jawbone Commercial.

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2/4/2008 2:42:03 PM

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the_hater222 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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667 days 2 hours ago...

most kickass video ....EVER????????

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alldeeznuts23 : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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666 days 22 hours ago...

micky mouse club size ass...
LMAO!!!!!

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oddbal : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

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666 days 14 hours ago...

Their commercials might be a little on the violent side.

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oddbal : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

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666 days 14 hours ago...

I take that back, i would have stabbed the little yuppy asshole.

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theSOURCE : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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666 days 1 hour ago...

those grandaughters were HOT!

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Jareardy : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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665 days 21 hours ago...

wow, where was this commercial released?

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vyrtualdogg : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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663 days 15 hours ago...

man, how much I`d love to see that happen to some suit jockey ass-wipe lol

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stbasdf : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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663 days 13 hours ago...

i want to be beat up by those girls. well not really. but maybe. minus the old lady with the cash register.

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663 days 13 hours ago...

I bought my dad one of those for Christmas and he says it works well, but it would be nice if it didn`t fall apart every time he took it out of the charger. Why did they design a charger that plugs in like a suction cup? pretty dumb.

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Janieness : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

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663 days 12 hours ago...

That was awesome.

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Jimmytheguz : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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663 days 12 hours ago...

Nice work!

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PrinceCharmingXP : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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663 days 11 hours ago...

PWNED

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klavlav : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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663 days 10 hours ago...

All the hate-mongers, homophobes and racists here deserve *excatly* this.

It`s funny, this vid reminds me a little of a restaurant I used to work in many years ago in the US. The owner was a secusrity/firearms specialist who opened the place as a little retirement project. Everyone who worked there also worked off and on in some capacity as as an armed professional of some sort. As a result, the store-room was usually bristling with various kinds armament; not quite as abundant as Sarah Connor`s Mexican border locker in T2...but close.

Whenever we`d get some asshat of a customer with a `tude, we`d lovingly fondle the suppressed Mac-11 9mm subgun housed under the counter, invisible to the customer, but fully visible to the rest of the staff who would just sit there and smile and fantasise about what just might happen if we lacked the often saint-like restraint we maintained. Those whining, complaining, petty bullies who get off pushing around "the help" never knew how close they came to getting a subsonic jacketed hollowpoint right in the left eye.

(let that, and this clip, be a lesson to all who push around the folks behind the counter...and leave a big tip while you`re at it)

Ahhh, the memories.

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vyrtualdogg : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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663 days 9 hours ago...

^lol, sounds like you just need to work in the bar business for a little while. Nothing funnier than one of these guys tring to bully staff and getting told to go fuck himself and thrown out on his ass, lol.

One of the great things about owning a place like that is that there`s no one else they can complain to. You hear, "You can`t talk to me like that! Let me talk to the owner!" then you say "I`m the owner sir, get out". Priceless. Either that or show them the telescoping steel batons the doormen keep.

Like I was told at the first bar I ever tended at, "When someone`s being an asshole, you need to tell them they`re being an asshole. If they don`t like it, tell them to fuck off."

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jarcaf : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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663 days 9 hours ago...

VERY EFFECTIVE COMMERCIAL!!! More violence/profanity/hot Asians in advertising please!
I`m looking at their site right now thanks to this....

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MewMew : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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663 days 8 hours ago...

Moral of the commercial: don`t mess with the Asians.

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TheReturn666 : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

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663 days 8 hours ago...

FUCK YOU ASIANS! LEARN OUR MOTHER FUCKING LANGUAGE OR GET THE FUCK OUT!

QUIT ACTING LIKE YOU DON`T FUCKING UNDERSTAND US!

YOU SURE AS FUCK KNOW OUR CURRENCY?

YOU SURE AS FUCK KNOW HOW TO GET CHEAP LOANS?

YOU SURE AS FUCK DON`T LET WHITES BUY LAND AND PROPERTY IN YOUR COUNTRY HUH?

FUCK YOU IMMIGRANTS! FUCK YOU!

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PursuedLeader : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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663 days 8 hours ago...

Fucking Asians

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7homas : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

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663 days 6 hours ago...

I run a dry cleaners and this video has just made my day.

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Redspades : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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663 days 6 hours ago...

So much racism deserve a severe punishment, right. But being ass-kicked by three asian chicks at once? oooo..

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jitensha : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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663 days 3 hours ago...

What is this Asian stereo type week?
Does the dude getting the (deserved) shit kicked out of him at the end justify the otherwise bigoted tone of the commercial?

You only need to look as far as Return666`s dick-head inbred comment above to see what kind of infantile minds even find this funny.

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jediguitarist : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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662 days 22 hours ago...

I think I know where that is and where they buried that guy. hahahah

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Equand1 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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662 days 22 hours ago...

damn if i would have seen such hot asian girls in the laundry...

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saltesc : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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662 days 19 hours ago...

Now that`s a white man.

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afrochapin : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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662 days 19 hours ago...

damn asians.

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662 days 14 hours ago...

why are you idiots voting me down? do you really love jawbones that much? all I said was that the charger is designed poorly.

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aznfreak9991 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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662 days 8 hours ago...

kick dat son bitch ass

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spy_j : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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662 days 6 hours ago...

yeah it definitely has a bigoted feeling to it, kinda weird actually. way hot granddaughters there though damn.

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Serial Thrill : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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662 days 4 hours ago...

Wow... That was... Graphic... He even puked in the suffocation bag... Nice touch Aliph, many companies miss that part of death by suffocation. You are pioneering the way to better advertising through better violence!

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BleedForTheWorld : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

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662 days 1 hour ago...

LMAO this site is so fucked up it`s hilarious...and then it`s sad :`(

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Tmac911 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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661 days 6 hours ago...

Its luck to get ur ass kicked by 3 hot asian chick like that... well maybe... but anyways u guys get wut i mean right! MEDIUM FUKING LUCKY would be VERY but the grandma and the cashier= not so reli so MEDIUM FUCKING LUCKY U DIG?!

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