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Chris Hansens Pickup Lines

He should write a book.

  • bigvi
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  • Date 2/1/2008 9:07:57 PM
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Vizreel : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

Vizreel

40 votes NegativePositive

666 days 16 hours ago...

**WARNING!**

NOT ACTUAL PICK-UP LINES

pEeKaY! : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

pEeKaY!

12 votes NegativePositive

665 days 23 hours ago...

Im crying, this is brilliant. 5/5

Aquapussy : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Aquapussy

16 votes NegativePositive

665 days ago...

God I wish I was 13 again so many missed opportunities

RyRySoFly11 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

RyRySoFly11

26 votes NegativePositive

664 days 22 hours ago...

now we just need to make a soundboard and let the prank calls commence!!!

The Living End : LVL 49: VP 5: said:

The Living End

3 votes NegativePositive

664 days 21 hours ago...

8 minutes and 31 seconds of this? Ha! Glad I listened to it all, it was funny.

amnesiac : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

amnesiac

4 votes NegativePositive

664 days 21 hours ago...

Chris Hansen should have his own sex ed show.

7homas : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

7homas

3 votes NegativePositive

664 days 21 hours ago...

This is wrong, but I can`t seem to stop laughing uncontrollably.

banchai : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

banchai

11 votes NegativePositive

664 days 20 hours ago...

"I have chocolate condoms...I only have two left...I got hungry on the way here."

whammy : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

whammy

0 votes NegativePositive

664 days 20 hours ago...

Brilliant, Great compilation 5/5

BigDaddyTiny : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

BigDaddyTiny

6 votes NegativePositive

664 days 19 hours ago...

Baby I want to blank your blank while you blank all over my blank.

shish0 : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

shish0

5 votes NegativePositive

664 days 19 hours ago...

Its the best when girls give you a "slang for oral sex"

BurstAero : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

BurstAero

1 votes NegativePositive

664 days 11 hours ago...

Why don`t you take a seat, right over there...

BongHitD : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

BongHitD

0 votes NegativePositive

664 days 10 hours ago...

So these are all taken from Dateline`s to catch a predator?

Whoever did this is brilliant.

thattechguy : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

thattechguy

0 votes NegativePositive

664 days 8 hours ago...

LOL I can`t believe I listened to the whole thing...feel..so..dirty.

softcock : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

softcock

0 votes NegativePositive

664 days 7 hours ago...

i came twice

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