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Did Noah Carry Dinosaurs in His Ark?

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2/1/2008 9:20:26 PM

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mostafa.redha : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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343 days 7 hours ago...

Where the fuck did you get this from?

What a bunch of lies!

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Jareardy : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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341 days 3 hours ago...

that`s just silly.

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thundersalmon : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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341 days 3 hours ago...

NO, not lies. It can`t be lies, it`s in a MUSEUM. Nothing in a museum is EVER false.
this is what happens when religion becomes more important than education.

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N@stro : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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340 days 19 hours ago...

Obviously from a southern museum

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Patsch : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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340 days 16 hours ago...

Dinosaurs were already extinct when Noah built his Ark. Humans and Dinosaurs never coexisted ^^

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jinkinous : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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340 days 16 hours ago...

^ Pfft raptor jesus says otherwise.

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miksah2001 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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340 days 9 hours ago...

wait so t-rexes were the size of ponies??!?!?!

"oh, mom and dad, this t-rex is soooo adorable! Can I have it? Please please please please please?"

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spacedragonman : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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340 days 3 hours ago...

There is no God other than Allah-Saurus. Allah-Saurus ackbar!

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mufasa1023 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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339 days 14 hours ago...

The creationism museum is actually in KY, more of in the middle than `down south`

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Phanto : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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334 days 18 hours ago...

Not only it is complete bullshit, but the way it is written is insulting the intelligence of the reader unless he`s a 2 year old retarded orang outang.

You just can tell from the way it uses vague words, the complete lack of actual data and totally irrevelant argumentation in the text that the person who wrote that has a brain in "good as new, never used" condition.

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elpapisimo : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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334 days 17 hours ago...

im sorry but if you think Noa`s Ark is true then....you`ve been scammed

i mean...shit man come on, its a fairy tale

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mightbegiant : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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334 days 13 hours ago...

That sign is located in the Creation Museum in Kentucky. The museum presents an account of the origins of the universe, life, mankind, and man`s early history according to a literal reading of the book of Genesis.

Not saying I believe in that stupid waste of money. Just showing that the south triumphs again. This is one of the many reasons i`m Pastafarian.

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Batman! : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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334 days 9 hours ago...

If you believe in Noah`s Ark, then you`re a fucking moron.<---Thats a period.

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steve151 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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333 days 21 hours ago...

fuck i hate christians, so deluded...wait i fucking hate all religion

still though, that would be 1 fucking big boat if it had 2 fit 2 of `every species` on it cos there still finding new 1`s all the fucking time, and that would even take predation into acount or for the actual specific needs of animals

fucking creationism

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tobyspeeks : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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333 days 21 hours ago...

"There is no God other than Allah-Saurus. Allah-Saurus ackbar!"

I beg to differ, spacedragonman. If you check the facts, there is other gods. The giant (flying) spaghetti monster is the first to come to my mind.

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