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"Don't Drop the Soap" Board Game

TOPEKA, Kan. — The son of Gov. Kathleen Sebelius is peddling a board game titled "Don't Drop the Soap," a prison-themed game he created as part of a class project at the Rhode Island School of Design.

John Sebelius, 23, has the backing of his mother and father, U.S. Magistrate Judge Gary Sebelius. Sebelius spokeswoman Nicole Corcoran said both parents "are very proud of their son John's creativity and talent."

John Sebelius is selling the game on his Internet Site for $34.99, plus packaging, shipping and handling. The contact information on the Web site lists the address of the governor's mansion. Corcoran said the address will change when John Sebelius moves.

The game also goes on sale starting Jan. 31 at a shop called Hobbs in the college town of Lawrence.

The site describes "Don't Drop the Soap" as a game "Where no one playing enters through the front door!"

"Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole," the site says. "Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss' lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse's desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole."

The game includes five tokens representing a bag of cocaine, a handgun and three characters: wheelchair-using 'Wheelz," muscle-flexing "Anferny" and business suit-clad "Sal 'the Butcher.'"

Corcoran said John Sebelius sought legal advice to be sure he followed proper requirements, and he even took out a loan on his own to pay for the production of his work.

"This game is intended for mature audiences — not children — and is simply intended for entertainment," Corcoran said.

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Led Zeppelin : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Led Zeppelin

54 votes NegativePositive

344 days 17 hours ago...

sounds like a game Aids_Sauce would lose on purpose

Jester-Race : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Jester-Race

Hidden (Show Comment) -19 votes

344 days 17 hours ago...

Silly Kansans. I just hope we get smart enough to elect Ron Paul into office, cause who knows what Hillary would do if she got elected in a situation like this

sentinel : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

sentinel

39 votes NegativePositive

344 days 17 hours ago...

Sounds like the sort of game politicians would have a field day attacking if it was a video game.

avenger421 : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

avenger421

20 votes NegativePositive

344 days 16 hours ago...

"cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room"
"slip glass into a mob boss` lasagna"

sounds like a huge rip off of Oz (best prison series Ever)

stbasdf : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

stbasdf

1 votes NegativePositive

344 days 16 hours ago...

hey IJ, the bar of soap in the pic you added has sort of the ":3" expression

Fallen_almost : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Fallen_almost

3 votes NegativePositive

344 days 15 hours ago...

anyone remember ghettopoly? that shit was hilarious! and this is similar.

miksah2001 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

miksah2001

9 votes NegativePositive

344 days 15 hours ago...

InsayneJayne probably drops the soap on purpose

strain121 : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

strain121

7 votes NegativePositive

344 days 14 hours ago...

23 years old and he`s still living with mom?

EntropY* : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

EntropY*

8 votes NegativePositive

344 days 14 hours ago...

^
Jayne doesnt have any soap to drop.

Vicsand : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Vicsand

6 votes NegativePositive

344 days 11 hours ago...

I`m only playing this game with a group of females

miksah2001 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

miksah2001

23 votes NegativePositive

344 days 8 hours ago...

^ females wearing strap-ons?

delt_osvp : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

delt_osvp

1 votes NegativePositive

344 days 4 hours ago...

is this another plan by crave to try to cover selling something by making it "news"?

justchillin67891 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

justchillin67891

-3 votes NegativePositive

343 days 18 hours ago...

wow miksaw that insult was terrible.

Townsville : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Townsville

-1 votes NegativePositive

343 days 17 hours ago...

@delt_osvp:

I second that. This would be news if there were a group of people complaining about the game, or something like that. This is as bad as those fucking Mariah Carey pictures that were posted here a while back.

Acer_Vartan : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Acer_Vartan

-2 votes NegativePositive

343 days 10 hours ago...

Jester you are fucking delirious if you think Paul is going to get elected at this point. It is one thing to support a guy, but this retarded "he could still win" attitude is embarrassing and discredits him as being followed by rabid morons. The guy came, he said some shit that sounded good, he had some pretty scary libertarian ideas that would probably fuck over his supporters as much as his opponents and then he left. End of story.

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