A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.
As he passed raging fire pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
`That`s unfair!` he cried. `I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.`
`Shut up,` barked the devil, jabbing the man with his pitchfork.
`Who are you to question that woman`s punishment?`