A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office.
Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck.
The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you`re doing?"
"I`m a chiropractor, and I`m just keeping in practice while I`m waiting in line."
"Well, I`m a lawyer, but you don`t see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
