A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a doctor!" Sarah stood up and said, "My father is a professor!" Little Johnny stood up and said, "My dad is a piano player in a whorehouse!"
The teacher couldn`t believe what she`s had just heard, so she made a point of calling Little Johnny`s father that evening to discuss the situation. Little Johnny`s father explained, "Actually, I`m a law attorney, but how am I supposed to explain that to a seven year old kid
