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Lewis Black - Queers

Brilliant standup performance from Red, White and Screwed

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  • Date 1/25/2008 9:17:16 PM
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boldfart : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

boldfart

5 votes NegativePositive

668 days 21 hours ago...

Queer, ginger beer, queen, uphill gardener, arse bandit, nancy boy, limp wristed ponce, I thought these expressions (and more ) were banned.

5/5

Sev : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Sev

32 votes NegativePositive

668 days 18 hours ago...

I love Lewis Black but I hate these ads. When I write something I don`t want a fuckin hotlink to pop up for some bullshit that no one will buy. Also I don`t want those fuckin pop ups over the fuckin video when its playin. YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO HOTLINK MY FUCKIN WORDS!!!! I thought that the flashing banners were enough but the SH staff has managed to whore out more space for ad revenue. Fuck there is no one else who has more ads. Seriously this shit needs to stop. I come to SH to watch copywrited video not fuckin ads.

Miles : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Miles

Hidden (Show Comment) -25 votes

668 days 15 hours ago...

can`t wait till 08 after the new election season is ceased, when we`ll have a new president and may return to our Unique american policies of tolerance and no racial bigotry; Guys like lewis black won`t make jokes any more. vote obama.

PernStar : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

PernStar

22 votes NegativePositive

668 days 12 hours ago...

^ sarcastic or not, coming from a guy with a swastica in his avatar....

EntropY* : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

EntropY*

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668 days 9 hours ago...

How very liberal of him. Accepting fags is fine, but if you have an opinion outside the mainstream, you don`t have a right to it. It`s evil and unamerican!

How very typical.

klavlav : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

klavlav

23 votes NegativePositive

668 days 9 hours ago...

^ I love the twisted, Orwellian "logic" of EntropY; if you discriminate against discrimination itself, you`re somehow just as guilty of discrimination. I really wish I had a blow-job from a Republican every time I heard that. I`d be a drained husk.

No, when you discriminate against haters, it shows you have real morals and principles (not the fake kind Republicans and Christians like to pin to their lapels).

What a couple (or a couple dozen) Queer folk do in the privacy of their room, on the tasteful brocade throw-rug in the foyer, or in the middle of the frickin` village square, has absolutely no consequence for any even half-way well-adjusted, sane and reasonable person. Don`t like it? Then don`t do it. Don`t wanna see it? Look the other way! Kinda dig it? Jump right in! The more the merrier!

Really, it`s the 21st frickin` century. If you can`t simply live and let live without having to limit, legislate, ban, and criminalise every aspect of *other* peoples` lives, then you had better fear for the day when those folks *do* form bands of roaming Queer banditos and stage acts of civil disobedience guerrilla sex in the middle of your dining room window (*and* make off with your first-born, just for good measure).

Why, I might just sew myself a black cape and mask for the occasion. Already got the shoes!

Tabasco_Cat : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

Tabasco_Cat

-2 votes NegativePositive

668 days 7 hours ago...

^It`s a comedy skit...

L33terPan : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

L33terPan

7 votes NegativePositive

668 days 7 hours ago...

funny bit.. klavlav was slighty more funny than the video though.

Stipoo : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Stipoo

1 votes NegativePositive

668 days 6 hours ago...

Funny :) Louis CK did a similar skit about questioning the logic of how homosexual relationships threatens heterosexual relationships. Somthing about gays touching dicks everywhere and fucking on peoples lawns.

Mike_D : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

Mike_D

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668 days 4 hours ago...

I prefer how the Russians treat homosexuals. They tried to march for gay-rights in Moscow and they beat the crap out of them shouting "Russia is not Sodom and Gomora!"

I don`t care what they do in their own home but they want to push their gay agenda on everyone and force everyone to accept it. It sickens me.

Homosexuality is just like any other sexual perversion like shit-fetishists or bestiality. If you`re into that shit, fine, keep it behind closed doors. Normal people are not fucking interested.

darkjasper : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

darkjasper

4 votes NegativePositive

668 days 4 hours ago...

Great stuff.

Although Who the hell cares if someones homosexual. It shouldnt bother anyone unless the guy is hitting on you. I don`t like seeing straight couples making out in public but i dont go freaking out saying its wrong. Leave the homosexuals be and deal with your own individual problems in life.

LeighCedar : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

LeighCedar

13 votes NegativePositive

668 days 1 hour ago...

Mike_D wrote:

"I don`t care what they do in their own home but they want to push their gay agenda on everyone and force everyone to accept it. It sickens me"

"Homosexuality is just like any other sexual perversion like shit-fetishists or bestiality."

How very enlightened of you Mike_D.

You realize that your analogy is flawed though don`t you?

As far as I know, no state forbids two shit-fetishists from getting married.
I have yet to see the Westborough Baptists, or other groups, carry around "God HAtes Sheep Fuckers" placards, or picket the funeral of someone who sucked off a horse.
Might have happened, but I doubt it.

There is no "gay agenda" being pushed. Instead these people want... *gasp* ... equal rights! The horror!
Oh, and if people like you don`t like them, but are able to refrain from assulting them for it (physically or verbally) they`d probably appreciate that.

Let`s put it this way Mike: "I don`t care what you do in your own home, but when you try to push your bigot agenda on everyone and try to force everyone to accept it, it sickens me."

MasterPlanz : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

MasterPlanz

4 votes NegativePositive

668 days 1 hour ago...

"As long as blacks stop pushing their black agenda, we`ll leave them alone..."

"We all know that women aren`t intelligent enough to vote, so they need to stop being so uppity..."

Yes, it`s comedy, but it`s also serious.
As you can tell from some of the comments here, there will always be people in every generation on the wrong side of a discussion about basic civil rights.



remco4 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

remco4

2 votes NegativePositive

667 days 19 hours ago...

@sev
no ads here, adblock(firefox) gets rid of them all for me.

klavlav : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

klavlav

8 votes NegativePositive

667 days 19 hours ago...

Said it before, but it bears repeating:

In *every* society where Gays have more rights, straights have more rights, too: To marry and date when they want, who they want; to have access to and practise family planning and birth control; to divorce; to look at porn; to engage in any variety of sexual pleasures as they see fit, as straights.

The reverse is also true: In *every* society where Gays are discriminated against, straights have fewer rights, too. It`s no coincidence that the Taliban cemented their popularity by first going after Gays. Then they shrouded their women and beat straights who deigned to show affection in public, etc etc.

Same in Iran; Gay boys arw hanged and "Morality Police" will attack men and women for holding hands, and courts will sentence women to stoning for simply sitting in a car with any man who`s not a brother of husband.

Straights should embrace Gay parades because the presence of Gay Pride parades means that diverse kinds of heterosexuality are also celebrated.

Straights should enjoy Gay public displays of affection because it means that straight displays will also be possible. Don`t like public displays of affection? Move to Iran.

But if you like straight rights, support Gay rights. They go together, hand in hand :) and when Gays win, everyone wins. It`s that simple.

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