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A king for the princess

Long time ago in a faraway land, there lived a King. A daughter he had and when she came of age, he decided to find her a husband. He decided that his son in law to be had to be a brave and courageous man and set out a physical challenge for the young men in the Kingdom. One morning, all the young men in the kingdom were gathered by the lake which was swimming with crocodiles. The then King proclaimed. "The first man brave enough to swim and make it across this lake shall have my daughter's hand in marriage!" EVeryone seemed hesitant much to the dismay of the King. "Is there no man brave enough to accept this challenge?" the King queried. All of a sudden, there was a loud splash and the crowd roared with cheers. A young man was seen swimming across the lake, fighting off the crocodiles. When he reached the other side, the King who was elated rushed to meet him. "You are indeed a rightful suitor for my daughter! Your bravery will make you a fitting king and I will shower you with gold and land!" "I don't want any of that" The young man replied. "Then what do you want pray tell?" The King asked, rather surprised. "I just want to kill the fucker who pushed me in."

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  • posted by wombok
  • Date 5/21/2008 1:04:07 PM
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farjadus : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

farjadus

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102 days 22 hours ago...

lol...he`s gay...hhaha

that1guy : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

that1guy

4 votes NegativePositive

101 days 4 hours ago...

^ you ruined it

JoZ92 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

JoZ92

7 votes NegativePositive

72 days 20 hours ago...

^^ Lemmy guess your about 9, and you just learned what the word gay meant? Grow up.

Acer_Vartan : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Acer_Vartan

4 votes NegativePositive

56 days 3 hours ago...

^ nine? you`re being charitable.

evilbhaal : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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34 days 22 hours ago...

^Douchebags.

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