Clown Without Pity: In the first tale, told by Lisa, for his birthday, Homer buys Bart a talking Krusty doll with a few glitches: It tries to kill Homer with a knife and strangle him to death. No one believes that the doll is really trying to kill Homer until the doll attempts to drown him in the dog dish, but when Marge calls the toy company's customer service numbers; it is revealed that the doll was accidentally set to 'evil' instead of 'good.'
King Homer: In the next story, told by Grandpa, Homer plays King Kong to Marge's Fay Wray. Mr. Burns plays a maniacal millionaire who plunders the jungle in search of mythical giant gorilla. The gorilla falls in love with the millionaire's beautiful assistant and carries her to the first few floors of the Empire State building. After a messy confrontation with the army, the gorilla and the girl get married and live happily ever after.
Dial "Z" For Zombies: Finally, Bart tells a story in which he casts a spell from a book of witchcraft and accidentally brings Springfield's dead to life. The only thing that can send them back to their graves is the right spell.
