Sean T. Collins of Attention Deficit Disorder has created a presidential milkshake list that tells you all you need to know about the candidates.
I drink your milkshake! -Daniel Plainview
I drink your milkshake, even though I opposed drinking your milkshake four years ago. -Mitt Romney
I drink your milkshake, but only if the Bible says it`s allowed. -Mike Huckabee
I may drink your milkshake for another 100 years, if that`s what it takes. -John McCain
I drank a milkshake on 9/11. -Rudy Giuliani
I`ll drink your milkshake a few months after everyone else does. -Fred Thompson
I drink your milkshake, but I`m paying for it with gold. -Ron Paul
America deserves a new milkshake. -Barack Obama
I will fight the corporations so that you can drink your own milkshake. -John Edwards
I have 35 years of milkshake-drinking experience. *sob* -Hillary Clinton
I peacefully drink your milkshake. -Dennis Kucinich
It depends on what your definition of "milkshake" is. -Bill Clinton
I voted for drinking your milkshake before I voted against it. -John Kerry
Global warming is melting your milkshake. -Al Gore
We`re making good progress in the war on milkshakes, and make no mistake: we will prevail. -George W. Bush
