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Blonde Wins Lottery

A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The blonde says, "I want my $20 million." The man replied, "No, sorry lady. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The blonde said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The blonde, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"

  • LiHalan
  • posted by LiHalan
  • Date 2/20/2008 8:07:06 AM
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Flashback : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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242 days 4 hours ago...

A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The blonde says, "I want my $20 million." The man replied, "No, sorry lady. It doesn`t work that way.

You forgot the sentence where the blonde has the sex change.

-Frontlin_E[ph511]r- : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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225 days 19 hours ago...

I think the author revised it because women are always "picked on" in blond jokes. I`ve definetely heard that before.

Stupid feminists.

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